Adam Greenwood, erudite T&S Literary Critic, rejects Miranda's third attempt at fiction by posting his own Pulitzer Prize worthy material. Clearly, Greenwood, a literary savant, used the quiet time during the passing of Sacrament to good avail by penning this brilliant piece of work on the back of his program. However, his wife pulled his ear rather hard during his scribal exercise, jarring the diligently working artist, for setting a bad example in front of the kids.


Anonymous said... @ October 24, 2005 at 5:57 PM

Yes, the ear thing hurt. Thanks for the Pulitzer-Prize touting. In all honesty, I think you're probably right.

Adam Greenwood,

Snarkimus Prime said... @ October 25, 2005 at 6:40 AM

Oh, my, yes, certainly Pulitzer Prize material, as soon as you learn how to punctuate.

Anonymous said... @ October 27, 2005 at 6:30 PM

Really? I thought the excess dashes was where my genius came in. Here's betting the Pulitzer Prize committee agrees with me.

Look, only -- rhymes with --

Adam Greenwood

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