Steve Jobs rejoiced as he locks the Nacle market for iPlods. At the formal press release of the Mormon Archipelago addition of dorkcasts, Jobs was overheard saying "I am really excited about penetrating the Mormon market. They have been such skinflints to date that I have never bothered to put an Apple storefront in Utah or Idaho. Come on people, how long are you going to hold on to WordPerfect on a Win98 PentiumII? Get out of the stone age already! Hopefully this will change things with Mormon content being available. I mean, I have no idea what these polygamist nuts are talking about, but as long as they buy iPods, its good for me...I mean...Apple."