You know things are slow on the Nacle when people resort to likening the Superheros unto themselves. They probably got the idea from this entry in yesterday's Fark photoshop contest the origin of which is a google of "Bibleman". Since they missed the only True and Living comic book, it makes it pretty obvious these guys are totally uninspired.

For a little fun of our own, here are some Naclers and the super hero/heroine they would be.

Underachievement Boy

Captain Purdy Pretentious

Unemployment Lad

Terse Subject Line Man

The Seductress, now with Hot Lips!

Indecisive Girl

Open Book Woman

The Self Discloser

Post your own in the comments for more great snarky laffs! Haw haw.


Geoff J said... @ October 12, 2005 at 9:49 AM

Nice hero name SnarkBoy. I might have to link here since we haven't gotten many over at my post yet...

Snarkimus Prime said... @ October 12, 2005 at 9:55 AM

Please do, I could use the traffic. And I prefer SnarkPerson, thank you.

Kim Siever said... @ October 12, 2005 at 11:43 AM

Sweet! A superhero name.

Susan M said... @ October 12, 2005 at 3:29 PM

Thank you for not making that "Susie Q the Self-Discloser."

Crystal said... @ October 12, 2005 at 9:09 PM

I want a dorky SuperHero name. ::pout::

Snarkimus Prime said... @ October 13, 2005 at 7:13 AM

hrrrrm...uh...er...how about Fast Food Flinging Female? Or, PleasePayMoreAttentionToMe Girl? You can pick your own, you don't have to wait for me.

Snarkimus Prime said... @ October 13, 2005 at 11:38 AM

Wow, give crystal an inch and she takes a mile! Last batch, then you are on your own:

BlogBackgroundCausesEyeStrain Girl

WannaDateAaronBrown Woman

CanIPleaseGuestPostOnBCC Chick

Crystal said... @ October 13, 2005 at 1:38 PM

Damn, you're funny.

And so accurate.

Snarkimus Prime said... @ October 14, 2005 at 8:04 AM

It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

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