Announcing the results of the first, and probably last, Snarky Survey (Why last? because survey monkey wants you to hwarf up $20 to publish results online for the public, which meant the Snarker had to screengrab then edit the results and upload them to blogger, which was a pain). Just for the sake of full disclosure, the Snarker itself was not one of the fourty who filled out a survey.

So, overall, it looks like people don't hate the Nacle and each other, too much.

Apologies for the blurry images, we don't have much control over how blogger represents these things.

Q1 - OK, no real surprises here, it is good to see six people honest enough with themselves to admit they need counselling. We would have thought more people would be motivated out of boredom given the current prevailing state of apathy by working Americans.

Q2 - Good mix of people reading the Nacle, sorry about neglecting you students out there, trying to better yourselves. Now get back to your studies you slackers!

Q3 - Well, well, well, not as we would have predicted here. I was hoping at least one or two snarkers would have picked the bottom categories, but the vast majority are leaning towards the Nacle being more better than not. Those seven at the bottom there though...

Q4 - Only one for "Smelly"? Come on. I never knew we had smellvoyant people on the Nacle. We have to wonder sorts of smells emanate from the Nacle. Doo or roses? Other than that, nothing too surprising as being smart/educated and pretentious/narcistic correlate strongly, although it is plain smart and wise do not. I like that "sexy" thing. Shows someone out there has a vivid imagination.

Q5 - Eight bloggers are honest enough to admit to self love. Thanks to the four who are luvin little ol' me. And big luv to Steve Evans, Ned Flanders, and DKL. Those three DKL entries suggest he filled out the survey himself three times, once at work, once from home, and once from the local public library.

Q6 - OK, OK, just a little joke there. But, 23 did click "Yes" and 17 abstained, so as far as vox populi...

Q7 - OK, I am a little irritated I wasn't considered more irritating than some of these goofballs. I promise I will work a lot harder in the future to rankle sensibilities and be generally offensive, but only in a loving, caring, and sensitive way. And, apologies for not including more women into the mix.

Q8 - The majority clearly was in favor of not banning anyone, so that says a lot for the openness of the Nacle. The first Other comment clearly shows DKL responded to the survey. Thanks for reading, David, you rock my little world.

Q9 - OK, that one person up there at the top totally lied their head off, but its good to see fifteen people being totally honest.

Q10 - I have no idea who those eight people are at the top of the list, but they probably spend a lot of time attending Bloggernacle Snackers. Whoa. And we do hope that one person down at the bottom does get in touch with their inner child and come to grips with reality. Hey, its a rough world, we understand.

Thanks everyone for playin! I guess the Nacle is still a happy fun luvin place full of good feelings after all we have been thru in the past week or so. So that is a good thing, right?


Crystal said... @ November 3, 2005 at 8:07 AM

That was better than all the other lame 'nacle surveys.

DKL's Wife said... @ November 3, 2005 at 9:25 AM

Hey, you would read the scriptures a lot more than the bloggernacle if you were married to DKL, too.

DKL said... @ November 3, 2005 at 9:26 AM

For the record, I did not take the survey even once. You know full well that I prefer the term homo to fag, because it has a nostalgic feel that harks back to simpler times. Nice survey though--more fun than the others.

Snarkimus Prime said... @ November 3, 2005 at 9:39 AM

Thanks everyone. I thought more people would write in snarky comments, you know, just to be snarky.

dkl's wife, you guys only have one computer and he hogs it all the time, huh? Would you be interested in joining the cabal of the Bloggernacle Snarker? You would have to promise not to allow DKL to use your account though. I'm assuming you can post when he is in the bathroom, or does he have a Foley cath and ostomy bag so he doesn't have leave the computer? We could send you a laptop and a network hub so you can share the DSL line if thats the problem. Lemme know.

DKL, oh, it must have been Steve EM then. Sorry about the false attribution there, always hate to get my wires crossed.

dkl said... @ November 3, 2005 at 10:57 AM

Actually, she has her own laptop computer. I (of course) cannot speak for her, but I'm guessing that she intended something more snarky than that. Either that marriage to me requires a closer relationship with God than most marriages, or that I bring out the bad side of enough bloggernacle regulars to keep it from being worth reading (or both).

DKLsWife said... @ November 3, 2005 at 11:34 AM

Thanks DKL, my brave knight, for coming to the rescue of my apparently lame joke. Of course he is correct with his interpretation of the double meaning and all. I didn't mean to imply he is a computer hog, geez!

I assumed anyone reading the Snarker would be snarky enough to figure it out. Guess I'm not ready for the big-time yet...have to take a rain-check on the offer to join the incomparable ranks here at the Snarkernacle...

Steve EM said... @ November 3, 2005 at 12:07 PM

Yep, only gay vertically challenged prudish flamming faggot homo queers w/ small penis anxiety would ban anyone.

Snarkimus Prime said... @ November 3, 2005 at 12:17 PM

Steve EM, ever the diplomat. So, since you are always accusing others of having genital hang-ups, isn't that just a wee bit like chucking stones in a glasshouse? Emphasis on wee bit.

DKL's Wife, yeah, need to work on that delivery. But, any woman who can deal with D has our undying respect and admiration, so work on it at your liesure.

Steve EM said... @ November 3, 2005 at 1:21 PM

Love ya Snarker. Actually it’s my wife that often jokes about men w/ small penis anxiety or some men hiding or compensating for a small penis. Contrary to my bloggernacle jokes, she has always worked w/ a lot of gay gays and says typically they’re somewhat better hung than straights (yeah, she’s a self confessed crotch watcher). Anyway, for the record, wifey says she’s never seen a penis too small to give pleasure and thinks guys who worry about size are amusing.

Snarkimus Prime said... @ November 3, 2005 at 1:57 PM

Steve EM, sure, sure, blame it on the missus. She works with "gay gays"? As opposed to "straight gays" or "ambiguous gays"?

Steve EM said... @ November 3, 2005 at 3:39 PM

Yeah Snarker, you got me on that one. I meant to write "gay guys". BTW, my wife and I describe atrractive gays/lesbians in similar terms, a waste of....
Although, wifey and I aren't speaking much lately. I'm thinking of doing a post to get advice (a la Ned Flanders), but not too many peopel visit Mormon Open Forum these days.

Keep up the great entertainment!

Steve EM said... @ November 3, 2005 at 3:52 PM

This raises a question. If a blogger bans and then unbans a commenter, have they gone from gay to straight, or gay to bi?

Rusty said... @ November 4, 2005 at 10:44 AM

Crystal & DKL,
For the record, our Snarker is not as original as he would have you believe (especially in some of the qustions). In case you missed the original survey, see here. But you're right, some of Snark's questions are pretty good (do you read the nacle more than scriptures).

Nice work, Snarkboy!

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