Dallas Robbins, the Nacle's podcast evangelist, was recently brought to tears by the allegedly inspired results of a recent BeliefNet poll that indicated Jesus wouldn't own an iPod.

Dallas was overheard saying, through the tears, "How many of those polled actually had the Gift of the Holy Ghost? I mean, can we really take this as the will of the Lord?", and then he broke down into incomprehensible sobs and babbling about Apple common stock shares. Steve Evans, formerly of the Bloggernacle Times Zeitcast, was overheard saying, "Yeah, well, I can understand that. Why would He want to use an iPod since the Zeitcast has ended?"


Dallas Robbins said... @ January 11, 2006 at 8:02 AM

You forgot the gnashing of teeth. Oh the humanity!!!!!!!!

Clark Goble said... @ January 11, 2006 at 6:32 PM

Yes, but everyone knows that the belief God doesn't have an iPod is part of apostate Christianity. . .


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