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DeTrain, over at UM, has taken his hand to being funnay by lampooning various prominent GAs, suggesting what they will speak about in this next April's General Conference. Naturally, the faithful are offended while the critical are amused. A predictable reaction to a droll attempt at hackneyed humor. Yawn.

Never one to turn the other cheek, lets try this again, shall we?

Major Scoop!

We here at SN are willing to spare no effort to please the Bloggernacle. In order to get a partial agenda for April's Bloggernacle Dissident Conference, we roughed up a blog administrator, impersonated the corpse of Miranda Park-Jones, and distracted the Founders Committee with a delicious slice of humble pie.

Death-Train: "Picking at motes is easier than repenting, and I am all about doing the easy thing, just look at me."

Ned Flanders: "Why serving a mission when you shouldn't have proves God doesn't exist."

Watt Mahoun: "Post-Mormon and Post-Modern:How to justify the rationale of the name of your blog by redefining the meaning of words."

Spear and Magic Hellmut Lotz: "Reinterpreting the Gospel to fit your Political and Religious Agenda:How to learn enough to convince yourself you are right and everyone else is wrong, but not enough to realize you are wrong, and promote yourself all the way."

Dangerously Lazy Mike: "Advanced Fence Sitting, have your cake and eat it too."

Crystal: "Being a Molly Sucks:One foot in the world"

20 comments

D-Train said... @ January 31, 2006 at 11:38 AM

Snarker, part of the process of repenting is being so good as to help the motes out of other eyes. Even if I have beams, I'll just take a few stripes and it'll be OK.

Snarkimus Prime said... @ January 31, 2006 at 12:17 PM

Um, Death Train, that makes no sense. It makes so little sense, I am going to quote it here in italics below because I am sure one of your slightly more lucid dissident compatriots will read it and convince you to delete it.

d-train said:

Snarker, part of the process of repenting is being so good as to help the motes out of other eyes. Even if I have beams, I'll just take a few stripes and it'll be OK.

Watt Mahoun said... @ January 31, 2006 at 12:19 PM

The mormAnarchist loves him some daily snarker.

BTW, I think y'all should have been promoted to box 2 long ago. What is up with that?

Well, gotta get back to making-up new words...

D-Train said... @ January 31, 2006 at 12:24 PM

Sorry, I'll try to turn the sarcasm up to "Mormon-perceptible" at some point.

Snarkimus Prime said... @ January 31, 2006 at 12:47 PM

Death Train,

I get it, you weren't being stupid, you were being sarcastic. Oh, haha. Yeah, you know, sarcasm is one of those things we here at the SnarkerNacle are lacking. Yep, its not your fault for writing horribly, its my fault for being sarcasm challenged. Uh huh, yeah. You are so on it, boy.

Alrighty then, why don't I play along with that and offer to give you a few of those stripes myself and maybe hit you upside the head with one of them beams in your eye, but just for good measure.

Matt Yahoo,

I think the reason we haven't been promoted is because we are barely tolerated as it is. I mean, come on, how often can someone poke you in the eye and you love it? And do get to work on some new words, try some of these as inspiration: morminsanity, mormamegalomia, mormocentric, mormaniacal. Oh, yes, and what is the deal with the explicit content sticker when you have no explicit content not suitable for children? You gonna start bustin out some fresh rhymes strait outta Compton, bout your ol pimpin days in the hood?

Watt Mahoun said... @ January 31, 2006 at 1:00 PM

Glad you appreciate the site...Sarcasmo. :-)

If you don't get to stay in the MA, it might have something to do with johnf's comment here.

I like your words...can keep 'em?

Snarkimus Prime said... @ January 31, 2006 at 1:06 PM

I'll sell them to you. You bust out some fresh rhymes I can pimp on my site, one for each word, and you can have them, licensed in perpetuity from SN Industries, LTD.

D-Train said... @ January 31, 2006 at 2:02 PM

Stripes from you? You mean it?

Just more evidence that dreams can come true ;)

NFlanders said... @ January 31, 2006 at 2:39 PM

What would a Mormon Archipelago be without a few dissidents?

Ann said... @ January 31, 2006 at 2:49 PM

Snark, I am WAY offended at being overlooked. WAY offended.

Don't you recognize a real Prophetess when you see one? The Prophetess speaks at every session. Get a grip.

NFlanders said... @ January 31, 2006 at 4:21 PM

Good point, Ann. The Snarker is clearly sexist, ignoring you and relegating Crystal to an after-thought, like the General Relief Society President.

Also, Snarky, how did "Death-Train" get snarked, but not the ridiculous comments to his post? Inquiring minds want to know.

Sarebear said... @ January 31, 2006 at 4:43 PM

For a cure for ">A Bad Case of Stripes, read the book that links to.

In case that didn't work, try this:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0590929976/sr=1-2/qid=1138750911/ref=pd_bbs_2/002-0439740-6153664?%5Fencoding=UTF8

But where are the scriptural cases of a bad case of polka dots? I'd sure like to beam a few people over the head, too. I mote be so inclined.

Snarkimus Prime said... @ January 31, 2006 at 7:43 PM

Ann, please forgive me. I overlooked you because you didnt post on that thread. Granted, neither did HellMutt, but I have been dying to call him "Spear and Magic Hellmut" for a week or two now and couldn't pass up the opportunity. Give me another chance, will you?

Ned, you pig. Calling me sexist. I should give you such a slap and then scratch your eyes out for that. Ann didn't comment to the post and Crystal did, so zippit or face my WRATH!

Ann said... @ January 31, 2006 at 8:48 PM

Humph. Like the Prophetess can just go slumming at any old blog.

Good thing you apologized, or I'd have to pull out my smite stick.

Watt Mahoun said... @ January 31, 2006 at 9:10 PM

Snarkazmo wrote:
"I'll sell them to you. You bust out some fresh rhymes I can pimp on my site, one for each word, and you can have them, licensed in perpetuity from SN Industries, LTD."

No deal. As the mormAnarchist I do not believe in personal property or in doing art for money. So I'll just take those words for the good of the people, and you can have my joints when and if I get around to them--for free...thank you.

Speaking of ingenious paradoxymoron words, how about "Bloggernacle"? Ooops. Already taken. And what about "Snarkernacle"? Oh yeah, right. Brilliant. I really can't compete.

I'll just head back to my lonely little misunderstood word.

annegb said... @ February 1, 2006 at 1:15 AM

I posted on that thread. I don't see me anywhere, either.

I would like to say, I can kick anybody's butt in hearts anywhere anytime. The card game.

Crystal said... @ February 1, 2006 at 5:09 AM

Woohoo! I'm the token female dissident.

I feel so warm and f... err... special.

Steve EM said... @ February 1, 2006 at 10:59 AM

Ahhhh, to be spared from the reach of the Snarker's tongue. You must be quite a hit with the ladies Snarkey.

Tracy M said... @ February 1, 2006 at 1:50 PM

anngb, i have the feeling you could kick anybody's butt, anywhere, anytime! nothing to do with the card game.

Aimee "Roo" said... @ February 1, 2006 at 10:24 PM

lol!

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