Nacle Bloggers Rejoice as Glowing Ahmadinejad Eagerly Heralds Beast

President of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, is glowing (see the fifth paragraph from the bottom), probably because he has been touring Iran's state of the art nuclear production facilities, and not because he is filled with the power of God, as his followers would like to believe. Regardless, his zeal for ushering in Armageddon, so as to introduce the Islamic Mahdi (what the Christian world would consider the Beast, or false messiah, from John's Revelation) is certainly noteworthy to the Nacle. Why? No doubt, Nacle bloggers will be part of the 144,000 and will be tasked to blog about all of those horrific events as they occur, and what they write will no doubt become the future Scriptures recounting the fulfilment of John's Apocalypse.

Nacle bloggers, excited about the forthcoming opportunity to blog on Armageddon. As Babylon burns, Naclers barely contain their euphoria!