Rebecca at FMH lurves Bon Jovi because "they ROCK". Under the guise of it being a life long dream to see them live, Rebecca evangelizes the 80's era hair metal band.

However, in-depth covert rigorous investigative reporting, at great personal risk to the Snarker itself, has revealed Rebecca is in fact the President of Operation Bon Jovi and is angling for a personal meeting with Jon, who is wanted dead or alive. While rumors of his impending demise, owing to imbibing some bad medicine, are vastly overstated, it is unlikely he will be the last man standing, although his recent personal religious revival has him living on a prayer. Never one to let the fans down, Jon wants them to know he will go out in a blaze of glory no matter what, and he wants them all to have a nice day.

P.S., for all JBV fans, the playlist for recent shows and all upcoming shows available here, since all of the shows are highly scripted, totally rehearsed and virtually identical. Cuz that is the story of his life.


Ronan said... @ January 30, 2006 at 8:40 AM

Thanks Snarky. I've been trying to tell the wife that Bon Jovi sucketh stones. Maybe she'll believe you.

Snarkimus Prime said... @ January 30, 2006 at 10:06 AM

You cannot just have her stop Bon Jovi altogether, you have to switch her to something else that is better. What about Supergrass?

Anonymous said... @ January 30, 2006 at 10:28 AM

Hey Snarky,

Don't Bon Jovi look like one a' them there Brokeback sheepherder fellas? He shore does to me.

Jon Bon Jovi said... @ January 30, 2006 at 10:44 AM

Awww, man, don't be such a hater. I love all my fans, and am out to help everyone have a great time and be cool. Ya'know?

And, no, I have never herded sheep, figurative or literal.

Sarebear said... @ January 30, 2006 at 2:36 PM

The first rule of Bon Jovi, is we do not talk about Bon Jovi.

Okay, I could NOT resist.

All your Bon Jovi are belong to us . . . (thus revealing my uber-geekiness, as well as anyone who uses the term uber, by default IS a geek, hee! Unless they are German-speaking.)

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