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The Bigoted Collection of Cretins (BCC) has posted a horribly race-insensitive post mocking those who hold dear the traditional lifestyle of Caribbean Sugar Cain production. Even worse, they viciously and mercilesly deride and mock those who come to the defense of such an august trade, the very trade that puts the sugar they eat on their own tables. YOU HYPOCRITES! Like you don't eat sugar! LIARS! Everything you corporate America shills eat is filled with the sugar produced by real hard working people, unlike you lardy American pompous slobs! On the average, harvesting canes takes some 400 man-hours per hectare or 6.87 man-hours per ton of cane. Like any one of you could ever even withstand the rigors of hard labor in the full sun of tropical climes!!! A skilled cane harvester can cut 500 kg of sugarcane in an hour. Like any one of you softies could even lift a machete! You would cut yourselves to ribbons before you even got one cane cut! You horrid, insensitive, elitist, racist corporate pigs! You mock the very people who labor to feed you your fancy treats! You are no better than your forebears!!! I hope you all choke on sweets!

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a random John said... @ February 6, 2006 at 9:29 AM

Actually the cane itself would cut you to ribbons before you had a chance to cut yourself much with the machete. Those leaves are amazingly sharp.

Anonymous said... @ February 6, 2006 at 2:51 PM

is this the first contribution from j. golden shizzle? weak...

Snarkimus Prime said... @ February 6, 2006 at 6:26 PM

No, the post was by the Snarker, hence the entry on the bottom that attributes the SnarkerNacle.

Weak, huh? Not as weak as a bunch of lame BCC permabores beating the dead horse of race/racism & mormonism. If it weren't for the Dialogue authors, BCC would be about as lively as M0.

Ann said... @ February 6, 2006 at 6:46 PM

Interesting juxtaposition here. I heard part of an interview on Marketplace tonight discussion child slave labor on cacao farms in West Africa, and how Nestle, (mrf) and ADM support it by purchasing the products of their labor.

a random John said... @ February 7, 2006 at 9:53 AM

I should also mention that most sweetener in the US is corn syrup which is considerably more evil than sugar cane.

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