Julie M. Smith Crushes Jeffrey D. Giliam for Longest Post in Nacle

Jeffrey D. Giliam used to hold the Nacle record for longest post, but not anymore! Julie has ground him beneath her heel as she posts an ever so slightly smaller version of her Master's Thesis. Fortunately for everyone, Julie marks which sections can be safely skipped, but you know what, as I scanned it, I realized I didn't have to read any of it. Yup. So, just like everyone else, wanting to look like I had read the entire thing, I hopped right down to the comments and posted something making it look like I read it. OK, not really, because, quite frankly, I fell asleep at my keyboard while scrolling down, an when I woke up with my face in the keyboard the drool had short circuited it and it was still scrolling down. So, I made dinner, fed the family, cleaned up, and came back after all the kids were in bed, and it was still scrolling down. So, I figured it would be easier to just order a print manuscript of her Master's thesis and read it that way, rather than have to short out several more keyboards in the process.

Rumor around the Nacle has it Giliam will be postponing law school for a year so he can write an even longer post about Life, the Universe and Everything and Something or Other as it Relates to Evolution and Religion and UFOs and Personal Spiritual Experienceand recover the crown for "Longest Post in the Nacle".