Linda H, over at Exponent II (what happened to Exponent Mark I?) hates Mormon kitsch, but makes an exception for one singing and dancing Kung Fu hamster decked out to look like a missionary.

Apparently, someone has bought a bunch of these Kung Fu Fighter Hamsters and retrofitted them to replace the nunchuka with a Book of Mormon and the dojo robe with a blue suit. OK, that makes no sense to me, I mean, is the Kung Fu Fighter theme supposed to be like a missionary Bible-bashing Born Agains? I dunno.

The whole thing seems ludicrous, until you realize the potential implications of Hamster Style Kung Fu and the Mormon Missionary turned Adult entertainer movie Orgazmo put out by the South Park duo. Freakish coincidence or obscure cultural reference?


Stephen said... @ February 21, 2006 at 7:51 PM

What about Ed Parker, LDS martial artist and first in the United States ...

Snarkimus Prime said... @ February 28, 2006 at 12:39 PM

Here is a link to a pic of the actual product:


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