Aimee, you tried, but you knew you couldn't leave us. Abandon all hope, my dear, it's much easier that way.

Welcome to the hotel bloggernacle
Such a lovely place
Just don't forget your mace...

Livin' it up at the hotel bloggernacle
Not such a nice surprise
Where are Roo's archives?

Mirrors on Steve EM's ceiling
Ned Flanders' faith on ice
And Rosalynde said
We are all just prisoners here...
of our own predilection [a big word which means 'device'].

And in the master's chambers
They gather for the feast.
They stab dead horses with their steely knives
and I can't wait until it's ceased!

Last thing Roo remembers...
She was, running for the door.
She had to close the browser back to the other blog she ran before!

Relax said the creepy-virtual-cross-dressing-attorney-who-couldn't-stay-behind-the-scenes-any-longer-himself,
We are programmed to deceive.
You can stop blogging anytime you like,
but you can never leave!

Plenty of room at the hotel bloggernacle
Any time of year
You'll find weirdos here...
You know we love you, Aimee. If you would like to sign up for our 12 step program to quit blogging, we can assist. But really, you're one of the few sane ones, so we're not likely to help you escape.


Aimee "Roo" said... @ March 15, 2006 at 10:53 AM


I love it... and you picked one of my all time favorite songs too. My friends and I used to make up words to it while I played it on my guitar.

Quick, tell me the 12 steps please?? Help me stay sane!

DazzleSnark said... @ March 15, 2006 at 11:58 AM

Aimee dear, if yours was more than a fleeting desire perhaps we could share such information.

So, what did happen to the archives?

Aimee "Roo" said... @ March 15, 2006 at 12:23 PM

Sad news about the archives... my non-blogging hubby was trying to help me out with some stuff (he is an excellent web person, but not at all familiar with blogger), he accidentally hit the delete this blog button instead of the save settings button. He did it once before too (wondering now about blog envy??)... obviously he is no longer allowed near my blog. ;)

Anonymous said... @ March 15, 2006 at 7:42 PM

now THIS is the quality of snark i know y'all're capable of

DazzleSnark said... @ March 16, 2006 at 7:17 AM

Roo: You should consider conducting background checks before allowing others to access your blog. For example, Snarky sent the feds to my place.

Anon: The QA team here has been working double time. In fact, I hear them coming down the hall, I'd better look like I'm busy snarking.

Anonymous said... @ March 16, 2006 at 11:15 AM


Can't you back up your website on a cheap external hard drive? Like once a week or something?

Seth R.

Stephen said... @ March 16, 2006 at 8:49 PM

If there was an easy way to back up a blogspot or a blogger blog, I'd be interested (and would use it).

Aimee "Roo" said... @ March 16, 2006 at 9:49 PM

That is the only real drawback with blogspot... no way to back it up seprate from their own server.

Ahhh, a background check! There's a novel idea, perhaps all spouses should preform one on each other. You know, just to be sure. ;)

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