The Snarker listening posts have again picked up some chatter in the Bloggernacle. As near as we can tell, it emanates from FMH'er Rebecca who, unbeknownst to us before, sings as she blogs.
The recording is scratchy, but the tune resembles a famous 80's tune originally performed by Huey Lewis & The News.
[Begin Transcript]
I want some new G’s
Ones that make me look *Phat*
Maybe ones with a built in Bra
Just as long as I don’t look flat.
I want some new G’s
Some that won’t chafe!
Some that help me fit in my jeans
And don’t come with lace.
Ones that won't drive me crazy
Riding up all day!
Ones that stay right in place
when I kneel down to pray...
I kneel dowwwwn to pray.
I want some new G’s
Ones that don’t bind…
Some that won’t slide around my knees,
And to my figure are kind.
I want some new g's
Ones that won't make me sweat
Ones made of some nice fabric,
Ones that won't put me in debt.
Ones that won't drive me crazy
Riding up all day!
Ones that stay right in place
when I kneel down to pray...
I kneel dowwwwn to pray.
[End Transcript]
Snarked by
D. Golden Shizzle
4 comments
I love that Kaimi was the first person to post a comment. Bewbies Bewbies everywhere and not a drop to....
Not to mention, Kaimi's home blog now has the Banner of Heavens graphics and layout -- and an interview with DKL. It is not the Banner of Seasons.
That idiot post about garments was the reason I stopped reading FMH. Or was it the reason I stopped reading 9 Moons? Oh, yeah. FMH had the whinefest about the Eve covenant in the endowment ceremony.
Seriously - let's all whine about our underwear.
Your song writing skills border on brilliance. Do you do weddings or bar mitzvah's?
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