You know, this Ed Snow guy, I mean, come on, like he kissed any girls at all during his teenage years. Uh huh, right. Look at that picture. He is so uptight and nervous, if a girl even talked to him he would have a panic attack. Guys like that didn't score make outs as teens, they played Dungeons & Dragons in their basement and if they rolled a 20 they got to debauch the fairy queen forest dryad, but only if she missed her saving throw.

And he totally misses the entire point of what Paul's point was with the whole "holy kiss" thing. He was telling the members of the early church to remember to brush their teeth, especially noticeable when fasting, because approaching someone with bad breath is just so distracting. Everyone knows Paul came from a wealthy Jewish family. Isn't it obvious Paul's dad was a dentist? Duh! So he was just telling people to brush and floss daily so they don't offend their Churchly brothers and sisters with stanky breath.

I tell you, Ed is about on par with Kevin when it comes to interpreting the Scriptures.


Anonymous said... @ May 4, 2006 at 9:15 AM

Hey, I think Ed is kinda handsome.

I mean that in a manly, non-kissing, non-touchy way, of course.

Snarkimus Prime said... @ May 4, 2006 at 10:21 AM

OK, Ed, thanks for that.

Anonymous said... @ May 4, 2006 at 11:11 AM

Ya but Ed doesn't have all of those fancy Greek phrases to bolster HIS ridiculous readings of the scriptures.

the House of Payne said... @ May 9, 2006 at 1:51 PM

I don't know where you've been playing Dungeons and Dragons, but I feel sorry for you if you have to roll a 20 to get your debauch on. Spend a couple of feats and get Improved Dryad Grab. Totally worth it.

Ed Snow said... @ May 15, 2006 at 9:54 PM

It's uncanny! What a discovery this site is--all that from just looking at a mere photo! You have a gift my friend.

Indeed, I was such an uptight, nervous loser I never even got to play dungeons & dragons like the popular kids. I could never aspire to be as hip as someone like you who can quote all the game rules.

I must correct one item--I never claimed girls kissed ME, or in any case, willingly.

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