Starfoxy is tired of all the sexual politics of body hair, and she eagerly anticipates being emancipated from her Bic razor. Why do American gals shave their pits? You can thank Mack Sennett. But aside from all that, staryfoxy has unleashed the latest bit of speculative doctrine on the Nacle: In the Resurrection, there will be no razors, and everyone will be hairy and not care about it. Which just begs the question: Will there be celestial deoderant? Or do bacteria not get resurrected? Is sweating only for telestial bodies?

You know, Alma 40:23 says:

    The soul shall be restored to the body, and the body to the soul; yea, and every limb and joint shall be restored to its body; yea, even a hair of the head shall not be lost; but all things shall be restored to their proper and perfect frame.
So maybe we will not even have any body hair when resurrected, because all we get back is the hair of our head, right?


not steve em said... @ May 3, 2006 at 8:38 AM

Her argument is that God(dess) made her that way, so she's gonna go hairy. God(dess) made us nekkid, too. What do you say, starfoxy? I will if you will.

Starfoxy said... @ May 3, 2006 at 10:21 AM

My first snark. I'm not sure if I should be flattered or what.
If you read the post carefully, not steve em, you would have noticed that for the time being I *do* shave. Also, God made coats of skins for Adam and Eve to cover their nekkidness, I don't think he handed them a Mach 18 razor too. And if my going naked meant seeing you naked, then I would never be unclothed again. :)

not steve em said... @ May 3, 2006 at 11:50 AM

Ha ha ha! Good one, starfoxy!

But if there is no shaving, what are the men going to do with all the hair growing out of their nostrils and ears? Razors aren't such a bad idea now, eh?

C.S. Lewis speculated that in heaven everyone is so spiritual that we won't even notice whether someone is clothed or unclothed. I certainly hope to see you there. :-)

a random John said... @ May 3, 2006 at 9:23 PM

It does not "beg the question", it "raises the question."

Yes, I am an ass about this.

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