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Kevin Barney continues his investigation of all things prurient by discussing a pretty wacked out reading of why women ought to have long hair and keep it covered. This post wins "Goofy Tag Line of the Week" contest for the Nacle hands down. I'd like to see someone even try to beat that.

Anyway, given Kevin's penchant for hermeneutical gymnastics, we here at SN Industries LTD really have to wonder what he is getting at. Lets take a close look at this quote:

    If a man has long hair on his head, it counteracts the need for the semen to come down from his head and ejaculate. But if a woman doesn’t have long hair on her head, it adversely affects her fertility.
OK, so according to this rationale, who is more virile?


Yes, that is right, Kevin is more virile than Fabio, and rumor has it that since learning this obscure doctrine Kevin has shaved off the beard as well.

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Anonymous said... @ May 2, 2006 at 7:57 AM

This post wins "Goofy Tag Line of the Week" contest for the Nacle hands down. I'd like to see someone even try to beat that.

Do you really want to see someone try to beat that?

Based on the recent history, IK think there is a very good chance that someone will, or at least they will try.

I guess that's good news for SN Industries.

Ronan said... @ May 2, 2006 at 8:27 AM

Too funny.

Steve EM said... @ May 2, 2006 at 9:13 AM

Good snark. Kevin should have concluded that Paul was full of ____ on this one and been done with it.

Anonymous said... @ May 2, 2006 at 11:43 AM

Kinda makes you wonder about Nazarites like Sampson and John the Baptist.

Seth R.

Anonymous said... @ May 2, 2006 at 12:41 PM

"Goofy Tag Line of the Week"

It looks like Steve Evans giving it a shot on BCC though...

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