Tragic 8 Ball

Taking a comment from the Snarkette (comment 17), someone has lampooned the SnarkerNacle as the StalkerNacle. Mwwa haw haw.

Looking through the javascript queue of people who might show up on the Magic 8 ball, you have to wonder if the javascript author's vanity leaked into the list (scroll all the way down to the bottom):

qArray=new Array(
"Nate",
"Kaimi",
"DKL",
"Nate",
"Kaimi",
"DKL",
"Nate",
"Kaimi",
"DKL",
"Nate",
"Kaimi",
"DKL",
"Nate",
"Kaimi",
"DKL",
"Nate",
"Kaimi",
"DKL",
"Nate",
"Nate",
"Nate",
"Nate",
"Nate",
"Nate",
"Nate",
"Nate",
"Nate",
"Nate",
"Heather",
"Heather",
"Heather",
"Nate AND Heather",
"Nate AND Heather",
"Nate AND Heather",
"Kaimi",
"Kaimi",
"Kaimi",
"Kaimi",
"Kaimi",
"Kaimi",
"Kaimi",
"Kaimi",
"Kaimi",
"Kaimi",
"DKL",
"DKL",
"DKL",
"DKL",
"DKL",
"DKL",
"DKL",
"DKL",
"DKL",
"DKL",
"DKL",
"Nate AND Kaimi AND DKL",
"Nate AND Kaimi AND DKL",
"Nate AND Kaimi AND DKL",
"Nate AND Kaimi AND DKL",
"Nate AND Kaimi AND DKL",
"Nate AND Kaimi AND DKL",
"Nate AND Kaimi AND DKL",
"Nate AND Kaimi AND DKL",
"Nate AND Kaimi AND DKL",
"Nate AND Kaimi AND DKL",
"Nate",
"Nate",
"Nate",
"Nate",
"Nate AND Heather",
"Kaimi",
"Kaimi",
"Kaimi",
"Kaimi",
"DKL",
"DKL",
"DKL",
"DKL",
"DKL",
"Nate AND Kaimi AND DKL",
"Nate AND Kaimi AND DKL",
"Nate AND Kaimi AND DKL",
"Nate AND Kaimi AND DKL",
"Nate AND Kaimi AND DKL",
"Nate AND Kaimi AND DKL",
"Nate AND Kaimi AND DKL",
"fMhLisa",
"fMhLisa",
"fMhLisa",
"Naiah",
"Naiah",
"a random John",
"Rusty",
"Rusty and Kaimi",
"Rusty and Kaimi",
"Steve EM. Eww.",
"Steve EM. Eww.",
"Steve EM. Eww.",
"BCC Apostates",
"BCC Apostates",
"BCC Apostates",
"BCC Apostates",
"BCC Apostates",
"T&S Permabores",
"T&S Permabores",
"T&S Permabores",
"T&S Permabores",
"T&S Permabores",
"Bannergaters",
"Bannergaters",
"Bannergaters",
"Mormon Archipeligiasts",
"Mormon Archipeligiasts",
"Darth Beth",
"Supergenius Evans",
"Supergenius Evans",
"The Millennial Black Hole",
"The Millennial Black Hole",
"The Tales Girls",
"The Tales Girls",
"Septimus Gibson",
"Septimus Gibson",
"Rosalynde",
"The Spinozist Mormon",
"Danithew",
"Bryce",
"Frank McIntyre",
"Adam G.",
"Kagey Kage",
"Kagey Kage",
"Naiah's Roxcettes",
"Naiah's Roxcettes",
"fMh Womyn",
"fMh Womyn",
"Kim Siever, eh",
"Kim Siever, eh",
"Geoff J., theologian",
"Geoff and Kristen",
"J. Stapley, chemist extraordinaire");

Hmmmm. And is this chemist extraodinaire also a javascript nrrrd extraordinaire? Stapley usually isn't this eager to promote himself, so it was probably the site creator's way of saying thanks, with a little brown nosing.

If you look at the SiteMeter link off the counter there on the bottom of the stalkernacle site, you can see the creator (you know its the creator because of the Visit Entry Page, Visit Exit Page, and Referring URL links) of the site spent about 47 minutes doing 69 page hits, and that person happens to live in San Diego, CA, which happens to be where Kaimi lives. SURPRISE! Which pretty much buttons it up that snarky's biggest fan (comment 18), who promised not to stalk us, is none other than our favorite Not-On-Sabbatical-T&Stard Kaimi Wenger! Although we suspect Stapley wrote the code, since Kaimi is obviously incapable of doing anything computer nrrrdy like writing javascript since he cannot even secure T&S against hackers. Nate might also have been involved, since he is the original snarker, and, obviously, Kaimi cannot do anything without Nate's blessing. So, this whole thing just turns into one big self-referential orgy of conceit.

Yay! So, Kaimi, here's to you being so eager to obtain tenure there at SDSU that you spend hours creating disposable one-joke websites that will fall into obscurity as soon as they get pushed off the T&S hit list, not to mention trolling on SnarkerNacle as our biggest pseudo-fan who hypocritically tries to get everyone else to boycott us while you keep on surfin on us. But, hey, do whatever you like, and do keep reading. We're flattered, so so so flattered. We love you too!

P.S., Couldn't you have at least pasted in a pic of a Magic 8 Ball? How hard is that?

Magic 8 Ball, T&S is old, tired and lame, isn't it?



Thx anon tipster.