File under: Semi-solicited advice

Roo has a problem, and needs our help. I hereby tender my advice:

First, remember the counsel we receive in the New Testament:

"I say not unto thee, Until seven times: but, Until seventy times seven."
Judging by scriptural reference alone, they're allowed to hit your house--penalty free--up to 490 times. We recommend you keep a log book and document the time and date of each ball that pelts your house or garden. If you can specifically document any past infractions, your tally will go up faster.

Now, ball #491? That's a different story. Display a banner on the side of your home indicating "Roo's new foul ball policy":

We remain confident that your home will no longer be the batting cage backstop.

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Aimee "Roo" said... @ June 6, 2006 at 5:07 PM

LOL!!! Thanks, that clears it all up and now I can just start keeping track until ball 491.

I should have consulted the scriptures first! What was I thinking?!? ;)

Mogget said... @ June 6, 2006 at 5:22 PM

If you use the D&C, you only have to wait until they hit it three times. Or maybe it's four. I can never remember.

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