You know those "men" who comment over on FMH? We have always suspected they were really women pretending to be men so FMH could claim to have a balanced audience.

fmh"Rich" has now exposed herself (scroll down to comment #18, since FMH comment links are not properly coded and, hence, don't work--*ahem*, J. Stapley).

C'mon Rich, we all know that no man in his right mind would sit on a toilet seat in a public bathroom just to pee. Men only sit on a public toilet seat when there is, well, a REAL reason. And sometimes they'll ignore that reason as long as humanly possible. Yea, oft times it requires a downright emergency to get a man to enter a stall, even more of an emergency to sit down.

Let me guess, Rich, you sit down to pee in a port-a-potty as well? Do you sit down when urinating in the woods?

Men attempt to enter and exit a bathroom without touching anything other than one's own person. Witness the line of men who queue up in a public bathroom waiting for one of the others to break down and reach for the doorknob.

Rich has been exposed. Hereafter, by decree of the Quorum of the Indeterminate Number of Snarkers, she shall refer to herself as Rachel.


Aimee "Roo" said... @ August 2, 2006 at 9:31 AM

I've heard of some mean mothers who force their boys to pee while sitting. I have even heard of horrible wives doing the same thing to their men! Peronally, if I could pee standing up I would be thrilled... I don't know why anyone would try to take that away from someone.

Anonymous said... @ August 2, 2006 at 11:26 AM

Snarker ... check your email.

Female Pee Stander said... @ August 2, 2006 at 8:55 PM

Aimee, it only takes a little gadget to pee standing up:


Kim Siever said... @ August 3, 2006 at 11:04 AM

I don't see what the problem is with comment links. Here's the link to rich's comment.


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