Uh oh, J. Stapley stepped in it (hurry, go to FMH and write a guest post about it!). Not only does he attempt to dictate BCC policy and get slapped for it, he tromps on the DAMU and gets chastised for it! Imagine that, the offensive are easily offended (the best defense is to be easily offended, right?). Oh, poor J. Worst of all, nobody came in and praised him with choruses of "Thank you, Oh, thank you for this" as he so often regales others with. The ingrates!

Tip for all budding narcissists: Step on a bear trap instead, as it may generate some sympathy for you. But, do take off your penny loafers first, as you wouldn't want them to get scuffed up.


Anonymous said... @ October 24, 2006 at 4:13 PM

Wow. Another unfunny post. Truly on a roll, snarkicist.

Snarkimus Prime said... @ October 24, 2006 at 6:04 PM

So stop reading already, hater. Can't? OK then, I guess it isn't all that bad after all.

Anonymous said... @ October 24, 2006 at 7:28 PM

"I know you are but what am I?"

That response NEVER gets old, team snark. It's so fabulous and there's no rebuttal to it. No wonder you use it constantly.

Oh wait! I can see your response now. "Shut up, you anonymous troll."

Maybe you should go do your homework and ask your mom if you can stay up late tonight.

Snarkimus Prime said... @ October 24, 2006 at 7:41 PM

Dear Bitter Anonymous Self-loathing Troll,

You are clearly suffering from delusions of relevancy. Careful, or Nemesis will get you too. Actually, it looks like she already has.

Anonymous said... @ October 26, 2006 at 7:48 AM


If you're going to critique the Snarkernacle, either make the critique respectful, or make it funny.

Take your pick.

Yours was obviously neither. You're wasting everyone's time.

I don't care if the original snark was lame or not (I'm not saying either way). You don't really help things by piling crap upon crap.

Seth R.

Anonymous said... @ October 26, 2006 at 7:50 PM

Seth R-

Are you suggesting that the Snarkernackle promotes humor and respect? On a post that has a picture of a big pile of poo? Yeah, that just screams "Respect!"

Anonymous said... @ October 27, 2006 at 1:59 PM


And "he started it first" stopped being a legitimate argument when we graduated from elementary school.

Seth R.

Anonymous said... @ October 27, 2006 at 8:02 PM

Seth, the argument, "I know you are, but what am I?" would seem to be out of fashion, too, and yet this blog uses it constantly. Not that I care, mind you, I'm just surprised, Seth, that you're defending it. And asking for respect for a big pile of poo.

Anonymous said... @ October 27, 2006 at 8:23 PM

Who said I was defending anything? If you'll re-read my post, you'll note I specifically avoided any opinion on whether this snark was either funny or respectful.

Seth R.

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