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Pre-All Saints Eve Guest Post, by the spirit of Aaron B. Cox

Infinite conversational recursion of the sort where semantical obfuscation requires becoming the sole participant among a multitude of sycophants (less those are banned, deleted or require editing into conformity), who praise and emulate a further bloggerly host, and so on going both backward and forward an infinite number of bloggerations is the standard model of Latter-day Saint blogging cosmology, as initiated by Times and Seasons, but perfected by my own New Order Millennial Star.

Fortunately for me, since I am transcendentally brilliant, this model has many difficulties worthy of my considerations (since I am the only one capable of explicating such complexities of Platonic Mormonism, which Joseph Smith clearly espoused but which fact is obscure to all who fail to be inspired as I), difficulties that may be solved by transition between the sophisticated philosophies of learned men such as I and the subtle revelations of the Holy Spirit revealed to me, and back again. The oaks of Bashan and the cedars of Lebanon (which are the bloggers of the Naccle) shall be humbled and shall submit to a goodly cedar, even the New Order Millennial Star. For the LORD alone shall be exalted in that day, and anything He has to say to you will be through me.

Behold, I teach you the truth, the doctrine of INCORPORATION (a doctrine formerly known as the Atonement, which is wrong). If you are stupid, and question me, then I will delete your comments, because they are wrong, and I am right, because I am inspired, and you are not, as evidenced by your very comments. If you have no argument and no revelation, then I am unpersuaded, and therefore correct. QED.

4 comments

Snarkimus Prime said... @ October 31, 2006 at 8:49 AM

For those unfamiliar with Aaron B. Cox's illustrious career, see here, and compare his writings with...um...some other bloggers.

Anonymous said... @ October 31, 2006 at 9:27 AM

huh?

Nephi said... @ October 31, 2006 at 9:37 AM

Mark Butler = Aaron B. Cox incarnate

All Saints Eve = Halloween

I delight in plainness. Unlike some people.

Anonymous said... @ October 31, 2006 at 10:40 AM

sNarcissist,

It must needs be that you are complimented heartily for this snark.

If he isn't careful, one of these days his head will achieve at-one-ment with his tuchis.

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