Dear John R.,

This letter serves to notify you that pursuant to section 5.01a of the Guy Code of Conduct, your guy card has hereby been revoked on the following grounds:

1) that you have parroted feminist dogma ad nauseum on repeated occasions [GCC Sec 12.1-12.6b: "Talk like a guy"],

2) your claim to have worn a feminist t-shirt (albeit blue) while in the public venue [GCC Sec 6.5-6.7: "Dress like a guy", GCC Sec 8.1: "Taboo conversation: Clothing/Hair"].

(BTW, if you ever wear one of these, we'll send in a rapid-response Delta team and take you out.)

This revocation is effective immediately, by unanimous act and motion of the International Guy Card Council. You are welcome to appeal this Council's decision, but bear in mind you would be in direct violation of Sec. 19.5, "Whining".

P.S. Don't feel bad. fmhRich had his card revoked for urinating while seated in a public lavatory, in direct violation of GCC Sec 21.1-3: "Conduct in Public Lavatories", and quite likely GCC Sec 21.4: "Always Kick the Handle".


Snarkimus Prime said... @ January 9, 2007 at 8:02 AM

Dazz, you are assuming JohnR even had a Guy Card.

Anonymous said... @ January 9, 2007 at 6:07 PM

funny as always.

Anonymous said... @ January 10, 2007 at 1:45 PM

That's a great graphic. His newest post practically revels in the fact that he has no guy card.

Anonymous said... @ January 10, 2007 at 6:45 PM

guys are overrated

Anonymous said... @ January 11, 2007 at 6:06 AM

Those posts are the reason the snarkernacle is necessary, but they also prove that reality can sometimes fall so far into self-parody that snarking becomes impossible. That last post ending with a question mark - I Am Man? - and all the sistahz wanting to get their husbands to wear kilts. Hilarious.

Snarkimus Prime said... @ January 11, 2007 at 9:57 AM

Nice update to the guy card.

Doug Towers said... @ January 11, 2007 at 4:56 PM

I feel out of place admitting who I am. I don't know the site (I'll have to look), but the post is very cleaver, and gave me a great laugh.

Snarkimus Prime said... @ January 11, 2007 at 7:20 PM


You leave Barbara Billingsley out of this!!!

Doug Towers said... @ January 12, 2007 at 3:59 PM

snarkimus prime

Hey, can't a guy even give a compliment without getting kicked?

Snarkimus Prime said... @ January 13, 2007 at 7:45 AM


It was a pun. Get it? A joke. Ha ha. "cleaver" and "Barbara Billingsley", get it? June Cleaver?

If you cannot laugh at yourself, you have no right to laugh at anyone else.

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