Yeah, Clark at Kulturblorg and Danny at DissnotiveBloggance think they are all down with it, like they are reporting from CES and what not. Yeah, like you guys are chilling with Dvorak and all that.

These two uber nrrds gots nuthin on the Prime Snarker. Yeah, that's right. I gots the connections, friends in all the right places. That is how I got my hands on the Apple Phone yesterday. Yeah, you two losers wait for June. I got the real deal right here, suckas! And I am going to review it like a pro!

Once I plugged this bad boy in, the dial tone was awesome. Clear as a good ol' Ma Bell. Natch, I chose tone over pulse by flippin da switch in back. The buttons have super awesome clicking action, smooth like butter, with a clean click and excellent rebound. The ear piece is functional and stylish. Yeah, I know all you geeks are jealous. Take a bite out of this apple, losers!

Call me John, I gots the goods, but I can share.


Ann said... @ January 14, 2007 at 11:01 AM

My favorite Apple crack came after the laptop recall due to batteries that catch on fire:

"Apple has issued a recall on several models of Mac laptops because the battery can overheat and catch fire. Experts say a Mac fire is just like a PC fire, except it's more hip and condescending." (Conan O'Brien)

Mac stuff and "Hip and condescending" have been inextricably linked in my mind ever since. I'm 46, so "hip" doesn't have quite the positive spin it did 15 years ago.

Snarkimus Prime said... @ January 14, 2007 at 7:11 PM

Yeah, I am so hip I have a hard time getting slacks that fit.

tracy m said... @ January 14, 2007 at 11:28 PM

That's hot!

Anonymous said... @ January 15, 2007 at 5:19 AM

I'm so flippin' hip I thought CES is about seminaries and institutes. Imagine my surprise when I heard they were having a convention in Las Vegas.

Jack "Marlboro Man" Mormon said... @ January 15, 2007 at 6:49 AM

I once made a bong out of an Apple. Does that count as hip?

Snarkimus Prime said... @ January 15, 2007 at 6:59 AM

Yeah, Jack Mormon, you are so hip, you are going to die of lung and oral cancer, with yellow teeth and bad breath. Tres chic.

Anonymous said... @ January 16, 2007 at 10:34 PM

you have got to check out the johnr thread on fmh. (lonely something) some guy compared women to the devil and they're all frothing at the mouth to try to get him to take it back.

Mo Mommy said... @ January 17, 2007 at 12:30 AM

Do they have cute carrying cases for that yet? I bet that apple phone would look so hot hanging from my diaper bag, cord trailing 6 feet behind me everywhere I go...

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