I, the Bloggernacle Fabio, want to tell these beautiful women how beautiful they are, and they are so smart, and witty, and charming. Yes, yes, it is true my darling, lovely, vivacious ladies. Look into my eyes as I tell you how transcendentally clear they are, and I tell you that I can see your very soul and it reflects your true beauty.

But, that is not all, you women, you blogging women write such virtuosic words of splendor that it makes my heart flutter. If I could only be asked to guest blog at FMH, then my life's ambitions would be fulfilled, as I told all of you how wonderful and beautiful you all are, not just on the outside but on this inside, where your true eternal beauty lies.

You DAM women, you steal my very heart!!! And, you, you little flirt, doing that split! You temptress!

Now you may swoon and collectively sigh over my pictures and peruse my blog. You must admit, I, yes, even I, the very Bloggernacle Fabio, am the most swoon-worthy. The Johns are nothing, I am the Fabio!!!


Bored in Vernal said... @ June 4, 2007 at 12:25 PM

oh! oh! Snarky! You did it! You made me sigh. And that picture. It may even replace Orlando Bloom on my screen saver.

Now just work a tad bit on your shallowness and insincerity, and your aspiration of doing a guest post on FMH may someday become a reality.

Flabio said... @ June 4, 2007 at 4:23 PM

I think I'm more their type, Fabio. Those DAM women want a man they can hold on to (i.e.- flab, love handles) and you don't have any.

Me, I can appreciate a woman with cankles and a nice double chin. What's more, I especially love a feminist woman who wants me to be a stay-at-home husband. I dig soaps and FMH. And I will gladly surrender my Man card to get a sneak peak of Rosie O'Donnel's upcoming biography. J'dore Rosie!!

Snarkimus Prime said... @ June 5, 2007 at 4:47 AM

Yeah, BIV, I will "work a tad bit" on my "shallowness and insincerity" by kissing FMHLisa's butt and praising all you FMH-o-philes, like JohnR and AML do. Then, all of a sudden-POOF-I am cool, hip, trendy and down with all the gals at FMH.

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