When it comes to poop, nobody can hold a candle to FMH. So, MorMen has sold it soul and branched out into all things penile. Wanking and whizzing is where its at when it comes to the guys there. Next up on Springer: Circumcision and foreskin reconstruction, genital piercing and codpieces, and the men who love talking about them. If this ruse is successful in increasing MM's traffic, FMH will take up the "V" theme with relish in the continuing "Least Common Denominator Rules" battle for ratings.
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Response to Jodi Stoddard
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Ah, thanks!
Personally I want to know why anybody would select urinal #4 to begin with. The correct answer when confronted with an empty bathroom is to head immediately to urinal #10, right?
I know you stole this from my comment, snark. Because I was thinking the same thing.
A poem re: phallic symbols:
If it's longer than it's wide, then it's phallic.
If it's longer than it's wide, then it's phallic.
If it's shorter than it's wide, then you turn it on it's side.
Now it's longer than it's wide, so it's phallic.
It needs a catchy tune...
Ann,
Easy, set it to "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands."
DKL can get himself one of these for when he is blogging at MM, I am sure they make them in small too.
You guys need a field trip to view the Compton Hill water tower in St. Louis. DH and I drove past it within 2 weeks of our wedding and, had I been driving, we'd have crashed into a wall. I'm still aghast at the thing; tell me it's not just me:
http://www.pbase.com/rwpatton/image/66241164
http://www.pbase.com/rwpatton/image/66241164
trying again...
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