DKL a regular Casanova?!

Huh, wuh? DKL's wife, or an unreasonable facsimile thereof, weighs in to defend her husband's reputation as one of the Great Lovers of all time. Urrgh...garllg...urrrrpphhj...oh, sorry, I just threw up a little in my mouth...hold on...let me regain my composure here...OK, I just went and brushed my teeth. Phew, I don't know about you, but that was more than I needed to know. One question remains though, for someone so backlogged on his bookpile, how does he find the time to be so skilled in matters of amore? Glurrrk...I gotta stop, I just gagged again.