Lisa gets up close and a little too personal with some hawt nawty self-disclosures regarding Lindor Mint truffles. Careful honey, use of said product in a manner not intended by manufacturer can result in unpleasant side effects.

In other news: Utah grocery stores saw shelves emptied of Lindt Lindor truffles over the weekend. Area dentists reportedly pleased with increase in cavity-related walk-ins, which they incorrectly attribute to fathers hogging their children's Halloween candy, but fathers allow the innacurate assumption to persist, preferring that over explaining the real source of their cavities to their Denstist, who also happens to be their ward's High Councilman. Use of anti-depressants reportedly down among Utah wives.

Thx to e-mail tipster


Mark IV said... @ November 8, 2005 at 8:36 AM

"Use of anti-depressants reportedly down among Utah wives."

Good one, snarkerdude. LOL.

And I heard that everybody's hometeachers found something else to do at 9:30 p.m. on the last day of the month.

TMILisa need to be a presenter at the next Time Out for Women.

Snarkimus Prime said... @ November 8, 2005 at 9:05 AM

Thats SnarkerPerson! What is the matter with you people?!

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