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OK, things are slow. Time to drum up some fun of our own. How about a Bloggernacle Deathmatch, where you, gentle readers, decide the outcome!

There will be two elimination rounds. The first will be one-on-one combat, the second will be two group cage matches of punishing attrition, with the one winner from each cage match facing off in a final one-on-one no-holds-barred (including MStheP) struggle to the death!

What we need now are the participants, then deathmatches will be set up in elimination rounds. Nominate your paired combatants in X versus Y format! BCC versus M*? Prudence McPrude versus Steve EM? LDSSR Jared versus NDBF Gary? What say you?

26 comments

Anonymous said... @ December 7, 2005 at 9:21 AM

Ronan Head vs Adam Greenwood

a random John said... @ December 7, 2005 at 9:43 AM

Adam Greenwood from the zeitcast VS Adam Greenwood from T&S!

Ronan said... @ December 7, 2005 at 10:41 AM

Hey me and Adam is so yesterday. How about Ronan vs. Wilfried for Euro-blogger glory? (Result is obvious: England vs. Belgium? Come on!)

Crystal said... @ December 7, 2005 at 10:59 AM

Jenn Vs. Miranda

Anonymous said... @ December 7, 2005 at 11:37 AM

Julie in Austin vs. Melissa Procter

Tim J said... @ December 7, 2005 at 12:55 PM

Rusty and gst in a PPV tag-team match vs. DKL (aka Hitler) and Arnold Layne.

It's a good thing the Snarker doesn't delete comments.

Snarkimus Prime said... @ December 7, 2005 at 1:08 PM

I only delete comments if they contain obscenities or gross profanity. This is a family show.

Good suggestions people, keep them coming!

Randy B. said... @ December 7, 2005 at 2:05 PM

DKL vs Daniel Peterson

emma b said... @ December 7, 2005 at 4:37 PM

Whatever happened to the fabled matchup between DKL vs Rosalynde Welch?

Anonymous said... @ December 7, 2005 at 5:10 PM

Matt Evans vs. DKL

JMW (and his puppets) vs. Steve Evans

Snarkimus Prime said... @ December 7, 2005 at 6:22 PM

OK, looks like a lot of people want to see DKL duke it out. How about some other people too? We can't have DKL face off with the entire Nacle, one by one, can we?

Anonymous said... @ December 7, 2005 at 10:40 PM

uh, DKL already did go head to head against the entire Nacle--in case you hadn't heard.

Snarkimus Prime said... @ December 8, 2005 at 5:21 AM

Yeah, thanks, anonymous, I hadn't noticed.

NFlanders said... @ December 8, 2005 at 6:48 AM

Whoever left the puppets comment killed me. My laptop is still shaking.

How about some brotherly love deathmatch? Jordan vs. John Fowles. No one can tell them apart anyway.

Also: Athena vs. Artemis (Greek showdown) and Athena vs. Minerva (Greek vs. Roman).

Random John wins for cleverest comment though.

Stephen said... @ December 8, 2005 at 7:49 AM

We can't have DKL face off with the entire Nacle, one by one, can we?

Sure, as long as he wins all the matches ;)

I was thinking you could have matches between the BOH characters and various blogs ...

Anonymous said... @ December 8, 2005 at 7:59 AM

Snarker, have you SEEN most of the guys in the 'nacle? I think DKL is the only one who looks like he could hold his own against your average everyday 98 pound weakling.

Snarkimus Prime said... @ December 8, 2005 at 8:17 AM

I could take DKL, I'd bite his ankles till he begged for mercy.

OK, Stephen, make the line up with the BOH character and the opponent.

NFlanders said... @ December 8, 2005 at 9:20 AM

Anonymous makes a good point. Who is the buffest member of the bloggernacle? Certainly no one that I've seen a picture of. Too bad Aaron Cox isn't real.

Anonymous said... @ December 8, 2005 at 9:54 AM

Easy, Snarker. No one said they wanted to see a contest between you and DKL. We already knows the outcome.

Snarkimus Prime said... @ December 8, 2005 at 10:02 AM

NF, that pic of GeoffJ with his kid dressed up as ninjas was pretty impressive, although Geoff was about to be emasculated, so...

Anon, GRRRRR! My bite is worse than my bark. Just ask my 8 fingered veterinarian.

Anonymous said... @ December 8, 2005 at 11:13 AM

C'mon, Ned. That was a self-serving question, wasn't it? Everyone knows Ned Flanders is the buffest member of the bloggernacle.

Stella!!!! Stella!!!!

NFlanders said... @ December 8, 2005 at 11:35 AM

Can't you hear me yella?

Randy B. said... @ December 8, 2005 at 1:31 PM

Brotherly love deathmatches?

How about Wilfred v. danithew. Kill 'em with kindness.

Kristen J said... @ December 8, 2005 at 9:27 PM

What about MMW against FMH?

Snarkimus Prime said... @ December 9, 2005 at 7:48 AM

Good additions people! Keep submitting them over the weekend, and I will set it up on SurveyMonkey for DEATHMATCH on Monday.

Steve EM said... @ December 10, 2005 at 2:30 PM

I want a fair fight. Bring on BKP and be done w/ it.

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