You know, if you read the right things, you don't have to read all that much, and you can still make it seem like you know what you are talking about, even when you don't.

And, really, you don't even have to read all of it, just kind of skim it, while watching the Monday Night Football game, and then post about what seminal texts they are, leading everyone to believe you have read them.

Now if DMI Dave would just come clean.