DNA evidence surreptitiously collected at a Blogglesnackler hosted by former Nacle bighot Steve Evans proved unequivocally that David King Landrith (aka DKL, Arturo Toscanini, Dastardly Dave, Miranda Park-Jones, DKL's wife, Arnold Layne, Troll Extraordianire, Charles Manson, Benito Musollini, Benedict Arnold, abu-Musab al-Zarquawi, etc.). A DNA expert from Genomics says "The man is without question either Adolf Hitler in the flesh, or an unreasonable facsimile thereof, perhaps a clone of Dolly the Sheep, whom we all know is a the love-clone-child of Elvis and Claude Vorilhon, and is in fact only 0.2% sheep DNA and 99.8% Hitler, or in other words, junk DNA."

gst552 promptly apologized to Adolf Hitler's sheep clone offspring for insinuating they were not in fact related to DKL. Rusty at 9M then committed virtual sepuku over the shame of guest hosting gst552 and exposing such a virtuous sheep-clone to the ridicule that is so undeserving someone who's behavior on the Nacle has been exemplary and without spot.

Meanwhile, Dastardly Dave* revels in the attention and feigned offense, casting personally produced feces on others.

*for those not in the know, Dastardly Dave is a 6th level chaotic-evil Antipaladin with an 18 Charisma, who uses his high charisma, and skills at masking IP addresses, to cast the ignominy he deserves on others who are undeserving. DKL secretly believes he is the smartest person in the Nacle and is genuiely irritated he is not the center of the Universe. He has sworn a blood oath to destroy the Nacle and re-create it in his own image.


FaithHopeLove said... @ December 1, 2005 at 9:43 AM

Attempting to channel the true spirit of the Snarkernacle, I would just like to point out that Anti-Paladins are supposed to Lawful Evil, not Chaotic Evil.

You can see on this page, where the author appears to be trying to decide how to spell "optional"
Optonal [sic] Classes

Rusty said... @ December 1, 2005 at 10:19 AM

Shame on you Snarker for comparing DKL to Miranda.

Snarkimus Prime said... @ December 1, 2005 at 11:41 AM

Um, Lawful Evil, OK. Isn't that an oxymoron? Sorry, I am not all that hip with the whole Dragons & Dungeons thing. Everything I know about it is what I read off BofH, so sorry about that.

And, hey, don't be snarkin the Snarker. Its bad karma.

Stephen said... @ December 1, 2005 at 6:18 PM

Too bad you missed out on D&D.

DKL's Wife said... @ December 2, 2005 at 2:32 PM

A lot of very nasty things have been said about my husband, to be sure. But I am quite certain that this is among the meanest things ever said to me. I am not sure what I ever did to deserve such a thing.

Snarkimus Prime said... @ December 2, 2005 at 4:26 PM

Um, Shannon, if this really is Shannon, nobody said anything about you, least of all me.

All I was saying is that it seems likely to me that DKL is posting as his wife and its not actually Shannon, his wife, at all. That is why "DKL's wife" is included in the list of DKL's fake names.

Given your husband's, or your (since it wouldn't surprise me if its you, DKL), proclivity for posting under fake names and masking his IP address, why would you question my insinuation that he is posting as his wife? He posts as lots of other people, why not as his own wife?

DKL's Wife said... @ December 2, 2005 at 5:11 PM

This is Shannon. DKL has never posted anything as DKL's Wife. I guarantee you I would have his hide! I have made every post that bears that name. I don't post often, but I have been posting for quite some time. I would expect anyone who read my posts would see that my tone differs quite dramatically from my dear husbands. What can I say? Opposites attract. I guess I was taken a little off guard to see my name thrown so casually into such a harsh post.

For the record, of the aliases you list David has posted using DKL, Arturo Toscanini and Miranda Park-Jones. On my honor (and I do have some) he did not post anything as Arnold Layne. The three posts that bear his name are the only posts he wrote on the entire Monsters thread. I promise you that. And I wrote the one that bears my name.


Snarkimus Prime said... @ December 2, 2005 at 8:25 PM


I am going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you are you and are an honorable woman. As such, I apologize to you for any offense given. I assure you, I intended no offense to you in any way, shape, or form.

You, my dear woman, are certainly a saint, to be married to David. I can only hope for you and your children that in real life he is not at all like he is online.

As far as DKL goes, I have no problem whatsoever slinging mud at him. He gets what he deserves, and he deserves a lot more than what he gets. He has lost credibility on the Nacle solely as a result of his behavior, and the backlash he has been subjected to is something he has earned. Should we all turn the other cheek? Yes. But, we won't. And your husband's totally unrepentant, and even defiant, attitude just makes it all that much easier for us to not turn the other cheek.

DKL's Wife said... @ December 5, 2005 at 3:51 PM

Thanks for the apology. Very gracious of you and I genuinely appreciate it.

I have to admit to being a little slow on the uptake here. Before your most recent comment I did not know the degree to which you detested my husband. I was under the impression that the Snarker strove to be an aloof, objective "Equal Opportunity Offender". I took the DKL posts in the spirit I thought they were intended. From your most recent comment, I see I was mistaken about the spirit in which they have been intended. Humor was not the target, apparently. Perhaps I should have clued in before now, but like I said, a little slow on the uptake. I think I got it now. So, in the immortal words of Neil Labute, I'll not darken your doorway anymore. I'll leave you to your crusade. Carry on.


Snarkimus Prime said... @ December 6, 2005 at 5:01 AM

Shannon, we here at the SnarkerNacle are equal opportunity offenders. In fact we genuinely and earnestly strive to offend everyone, all the time, with malice and extreme prejudice for all.

If you think DKL is receiving unfair treatment, then I recomment you take a poll of Nate Oman, Kontentious Kurt, Aaron Brown, Steve Evans, TMILisa, and the rest of the regulars spot lighted here and ask them if we are a little too focused on dear old Dastardly Dave.

Look, honey, I understand he is your husband, and you love him, and that is sweet and we wouldn't have it any other way. But, nobody here is out to get David and nobody is griding any axes. This post was bourne out of the silly furor over gst's 9M thread, and that is all. If you want to get upset about it, that is your decision. If you want your husband to be better respected on the Nacle, maybe you should talk to him about changing his online behavior, instead of telling everyone else to stop badmouting him. You think?

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