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Holy cow, like, no way, my name it totally Lisa too, all the way! Wanna hang? Whats yer digits? Aw kewl!

Apparently everyone at FMH is named Lisa, even the Lisa's husbands are named Lisa too (except the lower Demigoddesses of Olde which only have a middle name of Lisa), and that is proving rather confusing, given all of the attention given to them over the SL Trib article spawned by the Bannergate fauxsters, one of whom is also named Lisa. And all the noobs reading FMH are confused since they don't realize that "TMILisa" (ooops, I means "FMHLisa) is different from "LisaB" is different from "Lisa Kwan Yee". Dang noobs.

You see girls, popularity and fame has its consequences. Soon, you'll be mobbed for autographs, but fortunately, since you're all named "Lisa" is will be really easy to mass produce autographed face shots to hand out to your fans.

Luv,

Bloggernacle "Lisa" Snarker

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Eric Russell said... @ December 1, 2005 at 8:37 AM

Holy cow, how did you find the source of that image?

If you can explain, I will be very impressed.

Should you be unable to provide a decent explanation, however, I am going to have to assume that the Snarker has some inside connection with the Banner.

Snarkimus Prime said... @ December 1, 2005 at 11:29 AM

Hey man, I am so on the down low I cannot stand it.

Assume whatever you want, my hands are clean.

LisaB said... @ December 1, 2005 at 5:17 PM

Yeah, I fed you this one, Snarkerlisa.

Really it's Elvis' fault--naming his daughter Lisa Marie, you know. Before that, Lisa was an obscure nickname for Elizabeth. Post-Elvis-n-Priscilla, everyone and their dog (including my parents) had to name at least one daughter Lisa. There were four (4!) Lisa's with my same last name when I got to BYU. No, I'm not bitter. The 3 seconds of FMH fame has more than made up for my previous life of obscurity. Yours Truly,

a random John said... @ December 2, 2005 at 9:41 AM

I would also be very interested in knowing how you found that image. I should also note that while I suggested that the Aaron Cox (Fenton) image was from a Duke atheletic team, I have no idea who found the original image and posted it at 9M. That remains a mystery.

Snarkimus Prime said... @ December 2, 2005 at 10:05 AM

LisaB,

Keep feedin me!

A Random John,

I never had sex with that woman...thats my story and I'm sticking to it.

Kurt said... @ December 3, 2005 at 8:35 AM

I hope this proves once and for all that I am not the Bloggernacle Snarker and people will shut up about me being him/her/it. I was on the original 9M team with Rusty and arJ, and had I know the source for this pic, I wouldve revealed it back then. Duh.

Snarkimus Prime said... @ December 3, 2005 at 7:31 PM

Kurt, stop being such a bore! Everyone knows you are the Bloggernacle Snarker.

Oh, and I am so flattered that you read me. Let me just tell you how much.

Allison said... @ December 4, 2005 at 10:48 AM

Maybe Snarkernacler just did a google image search for "Lisa" and found it that way (which is how I found the photo to use, "Lisa" being in my mind a suitably generic name for a female of about the right age). As far as I know, he/she has no connection to the Banner.

Snarkimus Prime said... @ December 4, 2005 at 4:09 PM

Allison, stop being such a bore! Everyone knows you are the Bloggernacle Snarker.

Oh, and I am so flattered that you read me. Let me just tell you how much.

Eric Russell said... @ December 5, 2005 at 4:27 AM

That was my first thought, Allison. Except that, if it did once, that image no longer comes up under the search of just "lisa". Maybe it recently fell off.

Either that or Allison is the Snarker!

Snarkimus Prime said... @ December 5, 2005 at 6:02 AM

Eric,

I have to admit it. I am Allison.

Anonymous said... @ December 7, 2005 at 9:36 PM

Careful guy. Them gals got scissors and they ain't afeared to use 'm.

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