Despite John W. Redelf's call to repentance, Aaron Brown is excited someone in his ward is furthering the left-wing agenda of making homosexual adultery acceptable among Mormons. Eager to continue the penetration of politically liberal pop culture, Aaron solicits input from the Nacle about how to deftly introduce such potentially volatile subjects into the Sacrament Meetings. Apparently some closing comments about "grace" are sufficient to top off a talk rather nicely. So, all you left wing Naclers out there, how about it? Give Aaron a hand and let him know how you cleverly insinuate your personal political agenda into Sacrament Meeting.

Hey Aaron Brown, how about these volatile topics, sure to rile things up in your Sacrament Meetings: Following the admonitions of the Church leadership to avoid rated "R" movies, Living the Law of Chastity, Studying the Scriptures rather than squandering your precious time indiscriminately consuming trendy media designed to manipulate you, Being faithful to your spouse rather than cheating on them in love affairs (gay or otherwise), Avoiding pop cultural Hollywood excreta to excuse your sins and actually truly repenting.


D. Golden Shizzle said... @ January 23, 2006 at 8:03 AM

In my attempt to find words to add to your commentary on Aaron Brown's diatribe, I can find only one.


Snarkimus Prime said... @ January 23, 2006 at 8:20 AM

Hey, schnitzle, are you and smack planning on doing anything with your blog, or have you wussed out already?

Mark IV said... @ January 23, 2006 at 8:34 AM

I can find two words.

Amen, and amen.

Crystal said... @ January 23, 2006 at 8:35 AM

Who knew the Snarker was a Molly?

Snarkimus Prime said... @ January 23, 2006 at 8:51 AM

Got my Gunnysack on, yo.

Actually, we are snarkers, so whatever position we have to adopt to snark someone, we adopt it. You, know, like playing the Devil's Advocate. Except in the case of BCC, you are playing Heaven's Advocate.

Aaron B said... @ January 23, 2006 at 11:17 AM

I'd love to comment on this, but I'm too busy plotting my next post, where I will get to use my new favorite word "excreta." Who knew that excrement had such a plural. Woo-hoo!

Aaron B

Snarkimus Prime said... @ January 23, 2006 at 12:28 PM

Oh, whatever, Aaron, like you ever post more than once a month on BCC. By the time you get around to posting again, you will have forgotten the "excreta" even exists. So, back you go to the singlular "excrement".

Sarebear said... @ January 23, 2006 at 1:03 PM

Sounds like Aaron is going to join the ranks of the Poop Chroniclers.

I just could NOT resist, sorry to FMH and all! Hee.

All in good fun . . .

$%^# happens!

Steve EM said... @ January 24, 2006 at 8:10 AM

A+ Snarkey. But it's not all Aaron's fault. Bear in mind the loony bin he went to for his Shyster Doctor degree. I always admired Princeton’s ambitious recycling effort. They even managed to put Harvard diplomas to good use in every toilet stall.

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