Kaimi, ever the sensitive open-minded manly man, is looking to broaden Rusty's horizons (see comment 53 then 81 then 98). Kaimi wants Rusty and him to get together and go see Brokeback Mountain together. Apparently Rusty isn't comfortable with the thought of attending the movie with Kaimi. Cannot imagine why.
UPDATE: Apparently Rusty and Kaimi have history (see comment 24 and onward).
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Response to Jodi Stoddard
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Snarker,
I usually have great respect for you, snarker, and typically hang on every word of your dispatches. But this one is just wrong, wrong, WRONG. Why is that? Because, Snarky-poo, you have said that Rusty spurned me, but no such spurning has taken place. (This is what happens when you decide to write without FACTS).
The reality is that I can just TELL that Rusty feels a special feeling towards me. Even if he doesn't always show it, I can SENSE it.
And the best part is, it's not entirely hidden, either. Just a few days back, I asked him if he wanted to come over to watch my collection of Andy Roddick tapes, and then maybe we could go to the spa for a pedicure. And you know what he said?
Well, he looked around for a second, and didn't quite look me in the eye, and he said he couldn't make it that night. But when I asked if we could try it later, he half-mumbled "yeah, sure, maybe, some other time" before shuffling away.
Those words are burned into my being, snarker. How much clearer could he be? "Yeah, sure" equals "YES!", like the river flows to the ocean. That's irrefutable proof that Rusty has feelings for me.
(Just between you and me and the fence post, that's a MUCH better response than I EVER got from that damn tease Steve Evans!)
So, while I normally respect your journalistic skills, Mr Snark, I must say that this time you simply got the story wrong. You may want to consider running a retraction.
wow, this whole blogging thingy really is a huge waste of time...
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