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Kaimi was a metrosexual if there ever was one. How many guys can simultaneously flirt with Rusty and pontificate on the virtues of bewbies? But, that is apparently all over and done with, because the Nacle has been shown a new and improved Kaimi. Kaimi Mark Two. The uber sensitive Kaimi, who is worried about his memories falling like tears in the rain, being swept away by time. Apparently influenced by Wilfried's touching prose, or perhaps under his tutelage, Kaimi is recasting his metro self as a genteel and urbane scholar, who lovingly embraces seeming contradictions as kooky metaphors for seeming discrepancies and stale crumbs of current events in anachronistic incompatible scriptural contexts while confessing his secret envy over beautiful moments of song hid amongst the unsingable, instead of urban hipster.

Well, good luck with that Kaimi. Word of advice: If you open your mind too much, your brains will fall out and make a mess someone else will have to clean up.

While we here at SN Industries LTD. will mourn the passing of your missives about sexual theology, we eagerly anticipate the impending tidal wave of pontifical prose about to issue forth from your newly minted persona. The Kaimi is dead! Long live the Kaimi!

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Anonymous said... @ February 23, 2006 at 8:10 AM

Although the bloggernacle does contain some Deep Thoughts most of it is coffee table book intellectualism.

Nothing says "Look at me guys! Look at me!" like Kaimi's recent bloviating.

Heather O. said... @ February 23, 2006 at 11:18 AM

Snarker--
Are you Kaimi's stalker or something? You spend way too much time obsessing about him.

Anonymous said... @ February 23, 2006 at 11:22 AM

I'll get you my pretty. And your little dog, too.

Snarkimus Prime said... @ February 23, 2006 at 11:52 AM

Yes, well, Heather O., now that you have convinced Nate to do more productive things with his time than blog, I have to stalk someone, right? Would you prefer I cast my eye on you and the gals there at MMW some more? You seemed to enjoy the attention when I did that before.

Kim Siever said... @ February 23, 2006 at 2:20 PM

You have it all wrong, Heather, Kaimi is one of the snarkernacle.

Heather O. said... @ February 23, 2006 at 3:46 PM

Kim-

That's definitely one of my theories. Nate doesn't think so, though, because he think Kaimi is too nice a guy to be the Snarker. It takes somebody with a pretty mean streak to be this nasty, and Nate doesn't think Kaimi has it in him.

Anonymous said... @ February 23, 2006 at 4:58 PM

So Kaimi is changing into a new and improved Kaimi. That might be called "growing up."

One hopes the Snarker will continue to grow up too.

Snarkimus Prime said... @ February 23, 2006 at 7:31 PM

So what is it Heather O., you cannot get in any clever snarks so you just do these cheap shots? Give it a rest, girl. You are so begging to be snarked. You need the traffic that bad?

Heather O. said... @ February 23, 2006 at 9:15 PM

Sorry, I was just expressing my husband's high opinion of Kaimi. My mistake. Won't happen again.

GeorgeD said... @ February 24, 2006 at 5:16 AM

The Hawaiian hotheada metrosexual? No way

annegb said... @ February 24, 2006 at 6:17 AM

I was going to say stop picking on Kaimi, but then I remember Miranda and how I defended DKL to her and she was actually DKL and I'm thinking Kaimi is pretty smart so he's probably snarking on himself, so never mind.

I think T & S should change their name to something starting with A because they are at the bottom of my favorites file and I'm tired by the time I get there and I'm not keeping up at all. I would appreciate it. Thank you.

Okay, I'm so sure Kaimi is the snarker. Okay. Because. You guys. I so noticed something.

When Kaimi did that talking thing after the Niblets thing, he said, "yes, well...." a lot.
I mean A LOT. I got you on that yes, well. Kaimi isn't too nice, either. He's hardly ever nice. He's. . .sort of. . .onery. Sort of like David, until you get to know him.

Yes, well, Heather, I think Kaimi is snarking on himself to throw everyone off track. I'm so down with this.

Snarkimus Prime said... @ February 24, 2006 at 7:41 AM

AnneG, STOP IT!!! You are exposing the true nature of the Snarker!

And don't you anonymously post here, Kaimi, denying you aren't the Snarker!!! Admit it, Kaimi, YOU ARE THE SNARKER!!!

Anonymous said... @ February 26, 2006 at 8:59 PM

Annegb,

You do realize that you can use the organize favorites function to create FOLDERS that you can put groups of favorites in, right?

I've got a "bloggernacle folder" that contains about 5 different bloggernacle sites I keep tabs on.

See - "bloggernacle." That's a B! Your troubles are over!

Seth R.

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