Everyone active in the church knows the real reason people go inactive from the church is because of some sin, right? Well, Nedward reveals his: Gambling. Only its not gambling with money, its a kind of nihilistic gambling, where a lifetime becomes your "eternity" and an afterlife of annihilation is the bitter aftertaste of a lifetime spent worrying about something that doesn't exist.
We here at SN Industries LTD. had no idea Ned was into Dashboard Confessional and Taking Back Sunday, but he apparently is. Come on Ned, stop listening to that emo crap. Drop kick Pyrrhonism, and get all postpositivist on us, pop with some Popper and slap some Brazillian Bossa Nova in the tape deck, will you?