Dear Nacle,

The BloggerNacle Snarker is pleased to announce that S. Mack Dazzle and D. Golden Shizzle, formerly of Bloggernacle Smackdown, have joined the ranks of SN Industries LTD. Their posts there were sufficiently clever and amusing, without crossing that tenuous line of bad taste, to merit my extending an offer to them, and they accepted. The deal was closed with an exchange of common stock and palpable threats. There was no disclosure of secret identities.

Dazzle and Shizzle will be posting to the SnarkerNacle without any direct editorial oversight or prior approval. However, if they step out of line, they will be terminated with extreme prejudice and suitable punitive actions will be taken against family members and pets.


The Bloggernacle Snarker
President, SN Industries LTD.


Anonymous said... @ February 3, 2006 at 9:06 PM

so you have to start your own blog to become a Snarker? how about a well-placed bribe?

Snarkimus Prime said... @ February 5, 2006 at 7:19 PM

Bribery is such an ugly word. Lets call it a generous gift of charitable support, and then we can negotiate terms.

Anonymous said... @ February 5, 2006 at 8:46 PM

mmm, me likey. YGM

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