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She's got a smile that it seems to me
She ought to be running Relief Society
Where everything
Is as prim as a hand made doily
Now and then when I see her face
She takes me away to the celestial place
And if I'd stare too long
I'd probably recall the pre-existence

Sweet spirit o' mine
Sweet wife of mine

She's got a dress from Gunny Sacks
patterned with barns and birds
I hate to see her in spandex
And expose her lovely of curves
Her hair reminds me of her wedding veil
When she was a blushing bride
And pray for the ward
And the stake
To calle me to leadership

Sweet spirit o' mine
Sweet wife of mine

Lets go to the Temple now
Lets go to the Temple now
To the Temple we go
Sweet spirit o' mine

11 comments

Steve EM said... @ February 3, 2006 at 9:09 AM

Darn! Where's a garden hose when you really need one?

Tracy M said... @ February 3, 2006 at 9:50 AM

FUNNY!

Last Lemming said... @ February 3, 2006 at 10:12 AM

Am I the only one around here who remembers when "sweet spirit" was a euphemism for "ugly?"

Mo Mommy said... @ February 3, 2006 at 10:51 AM

lemming, as far as I knew, it still was! Heaven help the person caught calling me sweet!!
Loved it!!

Kage said... @ February 3, 2006 at 12:02 PM

Snarky, funny...glad you like my posts.

Kage said... @ February 3, 2006 at 12:03 PM

ps. That models boobs are a little too big for that shirt...just one small-breasted woman's opinion

Stephen said... @ February 3, 2006 at 12:14 PM

Am I the only one around here who remembers when "sweet spirit" was a euphemism for "ugly?"

It was "ugly and stupid" when I was younger, that and "special" -- made me grimmace when people would use the term.

Snarkimus Prime said... @ February 3, 2006 at 12:17 PM

que Kaimi for obligatory comment on model's bewbies

Aimee "Roo" said... @ February 3, 2006 at 4:06 PM

that girl isn't really fit to wear that shirt. she isn't ugly, and i doubt that she has any trouble with the boys.

i wonder if those shirts even sell.

D-Train said... @ February 3, 2006 at 7:52 PM

Well done, Snark.

Brother Joseph said... @ February 6, 2006 at 2:50 PM

In my experience, "sweet spirit" was a euphamism for LARGE girls.

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