Everyone knows the Nacle is hopelessly stuffed with lawyers and various lawyery wannabees (you cannot hardly post a comment without someone spouting off about the economic benefits of tort reform, and thank heaven the SCOTUS nominations are all over and done with for awhile). So, when faced with a nettlesome and irritating problems at work, Darth Beth, a lawyer prior to becoming a sith lord, enlists the aid of Nacle esquires to do her dirty work. Darth Beth is learning the dark arts of Sith Force Persuasion well under the tutelage of the Emperor. She has the well-educated, but weak-minded, denizens of the Nacle in her clutches to do her bidding, and spreading contention along the way. The Emporer approves.


Steve EM said... @ March 2, 2006 at 3:42 PM

Could a gal that fat really dance around with a light saber? At least she's not swimming. There'd be no water left for the rest of us when she got out of the pool.

Steve EM said... @ March 9, 2006 at 4:46 PM

I just figured it out. It's a lesbian Mormon missionary, abducted by a UFO to be forced into a weight loss program. Can they make her straight too?

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