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Davis Bell is no longer bloggin at the Black Hole, cuz he has been sacked, take a look at the list of contributors and you will see who isn't there anymore. And we know exactly what happened too! He was kicked to the curb for badmouthing the Snarker! Thats right, our biggest fans are Geoffrey Biddulph and Tanya Spackman, and they were so angry that Davis unloaded shovels of trash at us that they sacked him! They were also upset to discover Davis' confession that he is in fact a dog too. So he got sent to the pound.

Until you out yourself as the daddy of a chihuahua.



OK, OK, Davis isn't really a dog, I was lying about that. But, Davis really is gone, and its no wonder, given his recent bout of JMW-itis and completely lackluster posts. And they deleted his "contributors" entry lickety split, unlike his brother's entry, which for some strange reason is still up there even though he hasn't done a thing since November. Which begs the question? Is the Millennial Black Hole now just The Biddulph-Goble-Lindsey show, with special guest The Unrelated Spackmans? What is the Nacle definition for a "Big Blog", does five cut it? I mean, they are losing staff faster then they are adding them, won't be long until its the Clark's Mormon Metaphysics Annex, with Heaping Helpings of Lindseyesque Apologetics. Then both of them will realize they already have their own blogs and stop posting, and the Black Hole will collapse on itself.

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Anonymous said... @ March 7, 2006 at 8:14 AM

Although I wish Davis were still around, I also wish that whoever it was that updated the contributor list by removing his name would have also removed the reminder in the upper left corner about reading the Book of Mormon.
"Time is up for President Hinckley's Book of Mormon Challenge!" Yeah, no kidding.

Snarkimus Prime said... @ March 7, 2006 at 9:36 AM

I bet whoever was doing the maintenance on the M0 website left.

Anonymous said... @ March 7, 2006 at 11:01 AM

Chihuahua,

Daddy was the one who took his name off the contributor list. Now, stop making fun of Daddy in public (if 6 or 7 people counts as public). It makes Daddy feel badly. Shhhhh. Be a nice chihuahua. Shhhhhh. I know. Shhhh.

Christian Y. Cardall said... @ March 7, 2006 at 11:16 AM

They do have Adam Greenwood's once-in-a-blue-moon cross-post, with comments open in both places.

Snarkimus Prime said... @ March 7, 2006 at 11:36 AM

Doggie Daddy Davis,

I know its embarassing to be outed in public on such a high profile blog as SnarkerNacle, but, hey, thats what you get for playing shotgun with your mouth when you have no ammunition.

Sorry about you getting thrown off the Black Hole, but hey, you know there are worse things. I know some people at BCC, maybe if you want I could talk to them to see if they would take you on over there?

Let me know.

Anonymous said... @ March 7, 2006 at 3:31 PM

Being dissed by the Chihuahua on this site = Being dissed by the Chihuahua in his journal, with Steve EM and myself occasionally peaking in for a read. Now go clean your room.

Daddy

Snarkimus Prime said... @ March 7, 2006 at 5:56 PM

Davis,

There is a counter on the bottom of the front page. Take a look at it now, and then come back at this time tommorrow and look at it again. Welcome to reality.

Anonymous said... @ March 7, 2006 at 7:09 PM

Fair enough. And since you have 23,000 visitors since 9/05, and the Millennial Black Hole has 236,000 since 2/05, I'm wondering what that makes you? A black hole-let? Un black hole-cito? Either way, I think you are adorable!

Love,

Daddy

(To say nothing of the 1.13 million T&S has since 11/03).

Snarkimus Prime said... @ March 8, 2006 at 7:03 AM

Daddy Davis,

You are right now getting zero hits, so what does that make you?

Anonymous said... @ March 8, 2006 at 7:28 AM

The Snarkernacle - Steve EM and His Mom. Also, on sabbatical.

Love,

Daddy

Snarkimus Prime said... @ March 8, 2006 at 8:23 AM

Davis,

You think Steve EM is the Bloggernacle Snarker?

Eric Russell said... @ March 8, 2006 at 9:19 AM

I think Steve EM, Stephen M, and Ned Flanders are all the same person. And that that person is the Snarker.

Snarkimus Prime said... @ March 8, 2006 at 9:21 AM

Motley Eric,

That is so absurd it has to be a joke.

Steve EM said... @ March 8, 2006 at 3:22 PM

eric,
If they teach of Nibley or are prudish, they are certainly not of me. And I even sense Snarkey is contemplating banning me. That said, I think all those guys are swell. But no way we are all the same person.

Stephen said... @ March 8, 2006 at 5:28 PM

I think Steve EM, Stephen M, and Ned Flanders are all the same person. And that that person is the Snarker.

We all used AOL at one time or another, with the result that we ended up, over a year's time, sharing IP addresses which AOL dynamically shares.

Briefly, a website had us identified as the same person, based on the AOL dynamic. I've stuck to my cable internet account and firefox for bloggernacle posts ever since, as I'm a real person, living in Texas.

I can't say the same for Steve EM or Ned Flanders (I'm pretty sure the Simpsons aren't in Texas).

NFlanders said... @ March 8, 2006 at 11:43 PM

Cool, Snarky, I think you broke Davis's brain. Weird.

Also, Eric, if you are serious, you should check out Stephen's (Ethesis) webpage. It's pretty clear that he is a real lawyer in Texas. You can ask anyone who went to Steve Evans' Thanksgiving party to confirm that I am not Stephen. (Though I would be flattered to be confused with Stephen.) Steve EM is nice, too (sorry Steve!).

Anonymous said... @ March 9, 2006 at 6:16 AM

Awfdsadfewraer! My brain! It is broken!!!!!

No, I don't think the Snarker is Steve EM. The Chihuahua said, "ou are right now getting zero hits, so what does that make you?" I replied that it makes me equal to "The Snarkernacle - (or minus) Steve EM and His Mom. Also, on sabbatical."

I don't know who the Snarker is, and I don't care. All I care about is that he needs some love and affection so he won't be so mean to people, and I'm here to give it to him.

Snarkimus Prime said... @ March 9, 2006 at 8:33 AM

Oh, Davis, and I really do feel the love. I assure you I am so touched by your act of genuine selfless love that I am going to lay down my arms and never snark again. I commit now, with a commitment as sincere as yours, I shall never snark again!!!

Anonymous said... @ March 9, 2006 at 9:04 AM

My work here, then, is done.

Love,

Daddy

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