Jack Sprat could eat no fat
His fiance she only ate lean
Now husband and wife the two of them
They lick the platter clean

Jack ate all the lean,
Joan ate all the fat.
The bone they picked it clean,
Then gave it to the cat.

Happily married,
Before friends and kin.
Weight no longer harried,
And so they packed it in.


Aimee "Roo" said... @ March 16, 2006 at 8:57 AM

LOL!! Sadly it is all too true.

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