His fiance she only ate lean
Now husband and wife the two of them
They lick the platter clean
Jack ate all the lean,
Joan ate all the fat.
The bone they picked it clean,
Then gave it to the cat.
Happily married,
Before friends and kin.
Weight no longer harried,
And so they packed it in.
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LOL!! Sadly it is all too true.
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