Snarker listening stations picked up this song emanating from the latest BCC Pajama Party. We're very grateful only the transcript is available, as no one is willing to admit which set of pajamas Steve Evans showed up in.
Begin Transcript: (Tune appears to resemble something from the soundtrack to the movie musical Grease)
Look at me, I'm Aaron B, bursting with philosophy!
Mainstreamers dread, yes I'm very well read!
Behold, I'm Aaron B!
Watch it! Hey don't quote GA's
Though you were brought up that way
I came across,
Sunstone and I lost,
My heart to them that day.
I don't drink (no)
Or swear (fetch!)
I've got pseudo-intellect to spare
Quit flapping your jaws
About my intellectual flaws
Would you pull that crap with Julie?
Hinckley, Benson, let me be!
Keep that counsel far from me
Don't bring me down,
Everyone cheer 'Brown!'
Hey, Bloggernacle, I'm Aaron B!
[Receiving still shot video]
Aaron Brown: Are you making fun of me, Shizzle?
Shizzle: Some people are so touchy!