Over at the Blackhole, Geoff B has stumbled onto a translation site that may just enable some Nacle blogs to transcend the intellectual oceans and become understandable to the common folk wandering the world of the Blogosphere.

Evidently, the Blackhole translates best into Redneckese.

Chloroform, Bloggernaccle Style (illustrated by the latest Adam post) requires a Swedish Chef translation to become intelligible.

FMH works best with Jive.

And finally, only a Moron could make sense of Shills for Dialogue.

Feel free to submit other sites you find best read through proper translation.


Anonymous said... @ April 20, 2006 at 9:37 AM

I like to run Jim F.'s sunday school lessons through gizoogle.com.

His latest came out like this:

Who is Balaam?

All of a sudden a non-Israelite prophet appears . know what im sayin?. Who is he? Is he really a prophet? New Testament writa took Balaam as a negative object lesson . Death row 187 4 life. Peta, speak'n of those who left tha church coz of lust, refa ta Balaam “preferring tha wages of unrighteousness” (2 Pusha 2 so show some love niggaz: 15-16); Jude compares Balaam’s transgression ta Cain’s (Jude 1:11); n tha Lord, speak'n ta Jizzy on tha Isle of Patmos, speaks of tha doctrine of Balaam, who taught “the children of Israel ta eat th'n sacrificed unto idols, n ta commit fornication” (Rev. 2: 14). Cracka it is not clear from tha tizzext we have why they would do so.

Anonymous said... @ April 20, 2006 at 12:42 PM

I'd be more impressed if the Millennial Black Hole posted some original content. The last three posts over the past four days have been unoriginal, nothing but link pointers.

What is the point of even running this thing? General conference notes and pictures? There you go.

Is Jeff Lindsay no longer contributing there? He isn't listed as a contributor and hasn't posted there in some time.

They either need to kill this thing or get some new blood in there.

Anonymous said... @ April 20, 2006 at 8:59 PM

D. Golden, you's my freakin' hero. I'm peein' my pants, brudder, I's be laughin' so hard.

D. Golden Shizzle said... @ April 21, 2006 at 6:46 AM

Ummmm...thanks...I think.

Clean up on Ailse 4!

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