Excerpts from Jenn's Girls Camp Diary

BCC's authority on transgender channeling, Steve Evans, has written a Popcorn post on Girl's Camp. My best guess is he's taken an earlier incarnation of Jenn (of Blather of Heaven fame).

It seems as though some of his best work on the editing room floor - so with the new technological miracle known as virtual deleted scenes, I bring you Excerpts from Jenn's Girls Camp Diary.

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I've been here for a few days, and though I hate to say it, I just don't fit in with these other girls. Something about me is just...different.

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I can't believe this! I forgot, of all things, my razor! How embarrassing! I tried to approach my tent mate Miranda to borrow hers. Talk about a real Beeyotch! You'd think I'd asked her for her panties - which by the way are less than flattering.

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That Lisa chick - she's being a bump on a log. Refuses to participate in any camp activities and just stays in her tent reading Gloria Steinham.

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Today Julie and Rosalynde had a battle of wits in which they attempted to out-vocabularize each other. Its still going on with no end in sight. I'm not sure, but I think Julie is just making up words at this point.

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Mail Call! I know we're only up here for a week, but we get mail anyway. My only letter came from Ned Flanders. He's cute, but he kinda freaks me out. I dunno...the letter sounds like he might be seeing someone else. If its Maude, I'll just scream.

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There's a big commotion in camp right now...something about drugs being found...more later.