New Flavor of the Week: Baniku

You know its getting bad when Rusty beats us to the punch in snarking Kaimi for serving up stale horseburgers.

But, never fear intrepid Naclers! Team SnarkerNacle is here to help you avoid all of this nonsense by creating a new logo that all permabores must use from now on whenever they are posting on some tired old subject (like the nth permutation on homosexual something or other for example). Other boring bloggers must use it too! We, the tired readers with flame war weary eyes insist!

As long as you permabores use it on your post, we, the esteemed members of Team SnarkerNacle, promise not to snark that post, no matter how much of a retread it is. However, if you refuse to use it, we will include you in the weekly Baniku Burger roundup, and heap infamy on your head. Come on, this is a win-win situation (we even wrote it in Latin so Nate can read it!), you permabores self-label your gratuitous blogging floggings, and we the readers are spared reading your tired faltering blatherings. Yay!

So use it, or be trampled by the Four My Little Ponies of the Apocalypse!