You know its getting bad when Rusty beats us to the punch in snarking Kaimi for serving up stale horseburgers.

But, never fear intrepid Naclers! Team SnarkerNacle is here to help you avoid all of this nonsense by creating a new logo that all permabores must use from now on whenever they are posting on some tired old subject (like the nth permutation on homosexual something or other for example). Other boring bloggers must use it too! We, the tired readers with flame war weary eyes insist!

As long as you permabores use it on your post, we, the esteemed members of Team SnarkerNacle, promise not to snark that post, no matter how much of a retread it is. However, if you refuse to use it, we will include you in the weekly Baniku Burger roundup, and heap infamy on your head. Come on, this is a win-win situation (we even wrote it in Latin so Nate can read it!), you permabores self-label your gratuitous blogging floggings, and we the readers are spared reading your tired faltering blatherings. Yay!

So use it, or be trampled by the Four My Little Ponies of the Apocalypse!


Steve EM said... @ June 29, 2006 at 3:44 PM

Horsemeat is pretty good. Had it in France plenty of times.

My temp house guest is asking why his comment was taken down regarding the T&S closet queen?

Snarkimus Prime said... @ June 29, 2006 at 4:19 PM

Because I felt like deleting it, Steve. Using defamatory epithets is just plain dumb.

Steve EM said... @ June 29, 2006 at 5:40 PM

I'll tell antiprude. But I guess epithets are fine if you're Snarkette? BTW, antiprude is right.

D. Golden Shizzle said... @ June 29, 2006 at 6:13 PM

Its called "class", Steve. Try to find, buy, or otherwise acquire some.

Steve EM said... @ June 30, 2006 at 7:41 AM

Yeah, d. golden, your probably right that it’s ok to hint at it like you guys frequently do, but to come out and call a spade a spade, especially regarding a private struggle, is kind of rough (unless you’re British). But, antiprude is making a lot of progress. He’s been through the temple now and kind of gets on my case now and then about not wearing Gs much in the Summer. And he’s dating his ex, she’s taking the discussions, and they are very likely getting back together (which is why he didn’t renew his lease and is living with us). We’re encouraging them to just have the Bishop marry them and start over. Than antiprude won’t have to keep declining invitations to stay with his ex. He’s a stronger man than I am.

Anonymous said... @ July 1, 2006 at 8:44 AM

Now kids, if you can't behave, I'm going to have to take your ethernet cable.

Seth R.

Anonymous said... @ July 3, 2006 at 8:05 PM

FMH has a dead horse thing going too.

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