Behold, an anonymous snark lampooning the recent Bloggernacle contention surrounding LDS polemicists.There is beauty all around, when there's love in the Nacle!
Much funnier than your stuff.
Which would explain why you read us regularly.
I didn't say you weren't funny, just that that was much funnier than your stuff.
That blog is one post right now. We have to let a little time and more content come about before we make the comparison.
Well, yeah, I doubt he/she/they can maintain that level. It's much harder to be consistently brilliant than to be consistently mediocre a la the Snarkernacle.
Yeay, an anonymous whiner who doesn't like us! Let us all try and figure out where they blog at or which permabore they are married to. Or it might be just a bitter Guy Murray posting anonymously because he was banned.
It's a great snark. Except that Richard Lloyd Anderson is still alive.
Yeah, it was funny, but who knows? Maybe just a one trick pony.
Sure, people say that RLA is still alive, but have you ever seen him in the same room with the archangel Raphael? My case is made.thehighpriestps. I agree, wait and see if it keeps going before you proclaim it the new Snarkpps. Thanks for the mention, ye Snarks. Notice from you is high praise indeed.
"Yeay, an anonymous whiner who doesn't like us!"What do you mean I don't like you? Didn't I say that you're consistent? And who's whining, except you? Gee, one might almost think that some people can snark it out, but they can't take it.And, BTW, I'm not anyone you know or the writer of a blog you know or anyone that knows any writers of any blogs you know. And I'd like to keep it that way, thanks.
thehighpriest,All glory laud and honor to high quality snarks. Join us and be one in snarkdom.Anonymous whiner whom we know not and like it that way,You aren't snarking us, you are whining. Saying we are consistently mediocre isn't a snark, its a dumb complaint. Sorry pal, but those are dime a dozen, so you get lumped in with all the other whiney cheapskates who contribute nothing but their opinions. And we all know about opinions. Now, if you were someone who actually contributed something to the cause, then your opinion would merit some weight. But, you don't, so it doesn't. Thanks.
"Anonymous whiner..."Enough with the anonymity, then. Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Brother Kettle. Brother Black Kettle. So pleased to meet you, Sister Pot."Saying we are consistently mediocre isn't a snark, its a dumb complaint."Well, no, actually it's a true complaint. Although perhaps it's a truth that's so obvious that writing it down is kind of dumb after all. (Not that you would know anything about being obvious, of course.)"Now, if you were someone who actually contributed something to the cause, then your opinion would merit some weight."I'm so sorry. I didn't realize your little blog has a Cause. I thought you were merely self-absorbed (you know, like those other bloggers) and complacent in your mediocrity. Now that I know how Meaningful and Important your blog is, I'll try to be more respectful.
Dear Mr. B. Kettle,We don't care what you think, because it doesn't matter. Not just because it doesn't really make sense, isn't snarky, isn't relevant. But, mainly because you bore us with stupid, whiney accusations.
"We don't care what you think, because it doesn't matter. Not just because it doesn't really make sense, isn't snarky, isn't relevant. But, mainly because you bore us with stupid, whiney accusations."That's the best you can do, eh? I rest my case.
Since you were at rest the entire time, you never had a case in the first place.