Evidently unsatisfied with his forays into deceased horse flogging at the Great But Not Quite Spacious T&S, where its All Kaimi, all the time, Kaimi's prolific sabbatical continues, this time pulling a guest stint at FMH.
Don't get me wrong - I'm all for Guest Blogging, or even Guest Snarking. I'm all for diversity in all its forms. But when a Nacle Blog has a name like Feminist Mormon Housewives one would think the contributors would be limited by gender.
In keeping with his established tradition, Kaimi trots out the emaciated moldering equine corpses of Polygamy, Polyandry, Polygyny, and Pollyanna to give them a good 1,463 word flogging, followed by, at last count 48 comments. Poor horses.
So, I raise the obvious question: Should Kaimi's Guy Card be confiscated?
Snarked by
D. Golden Shizzle
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I reckon he actually never had one. Or, if he did, Mardell took it from him whilst he was preoccupied, looking fer some cheez!
Hmm. The sabbatical has been done for months now (check the T&S bio page lately?), and Kaimi is the third or fourth male guest poster to post at fmh. So this is noteworthy, why?
Oh, yes. Because any Kaimi post must be stalked. Horray for the snarker who protects us from repetitive post topics.
Let me save you some work and write the beginning of your next post for ya.
"Kaimi, despite claiming to be on sabbatical a few months ago, was seen posting today. And being repetitive in his topic, too."
Dear Anonymous (Kaimi or other dim-witted permabore who was counseled by Kaimi to boycot us but doesn't),
That post was by G. Golden Shizzle, hence the "posted by D. Golden Shizzle" line at the bottom, which means it was posted by D. Golden Shizzle and not the Snarkette.
Now, I realize you T&S permadoinks are very busy writing cogent and witty posts, but you should at least pay attention to who the authors are before you mock them.
P.S., save your posts at T&S for exposing your ignorance.
P.P.S., Kaimi, you can get a prescription from your Dr. for oral testosterone.
"But I looooove bewbies!" Kaimi protested (too much).
Kaimi has bewbie envy.
Ahem.
Actually I did check the T&S Bio page prior to snarking. For the record, and I quote:
(Bio last updated on March 22, 2006).
This blogger is currently on sabbatical.
Darn those stubborn facts.
In the interests of fairness, I here by pledge to refrain from snarking Kaimi for at least the next calendar week.
FYI,
Kaimi isn't the first guy to guest-post at fMh.
Seth R.
so if you are male and Identify as Feminist you can't be a "guy?" Thank Gah! Feminists are pretty darn tired of guyness, it's entitlement and lack of empathy for anything women feel is important. Feminism is not gender it is ideology, that you believe women are people too and not just wombs, sex objects or Pure Spirits of Feminity Goodnes.
bite me boys
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