Conner Boyack, the Bloggernacle's Most Eligible Bachelor, did some online cross dressing to prove to all the eligible bachelorettes he is a sensitive guy who would gladly defend them from all the freaks and perverts who accost them online. Now all he has to do is convince them he is not one of them. I know I am convinced. What sane single woman could possibly restrain herself from such a fine specimen of manhood?


Anonymous said... @ November 30, 2006 at 10:25 AM

Good snark. When I read the faux female post I thought "This from the guy who spends $3 on his first dates."

Seriously! I quote:

"when I’m initially attracted to a girl, our first date is usually the BYU Creamery - 3 bucks for the ice cream and lots of time to talk. During this date I can “sift the chaff”, so to speak."

But you gotta admit, his blog is fun to read. Sometimes, anyway.

Anonymous said... @ November 30, 2006 at 5:39 PM

I have to wonder how many times he has been sifted.

Anonymous said... @ November 30, 2006 at 6:15 PM

wow, this is like 4 posts in a row with links to his site.. i'm beginning to wonder if the sNarcissist has a secret crush...

Snarkimus Prime said... @ December 1, 2006 at 8:41 AM

"4 posts in a row"

Someone needs to learn how to count. And, sorry, the sNarcissist only has eyes for the sNarcissist, like an good narcissist would.

Anonymous said... @ December 1, 2006 at 9:31 AM

Yes, sNarcissist, "4 posts in a row".

1. Meet Connie Boyack (entire post)
2. Yes, Marjorie, There is a Santa Claus (linked in text "there is no Santa Claus" in first blockquote)
3. Whackjobs - Do they exist... (linked in text "because what the reader thinks the writer iw writing just cannot really be the case" towards the bottom)
4. Dog Pile on Rob Osborne (linked in "Captain Crazy Conspiratorialista" in second paragraph)

Yep, sNarcissist.. somebody does need to learn how to count! ;)

Anonymous said... @ December 1, 2006 at 11:07 AM

Seems pretty mean to get some guys' hopes up by pretending to be something he's not...

Snarkimus Prime said... @ December 1, 2006 at 2:08 PM

Ugh, nitpicking hair splitter! #2 and #4 were not about Conner, he was just a echo in #2 and a sideline pea in #4.

Can we help it if this guy is such a snark magnet?

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