Oh, sweet, that old viral e-mail that used to get forwarded around ad nauseum between people you barely even know and now definitely don't want to get to know any better is now being spread around the Bloggernacle. I would implore the Bloggernacle to stop it, but since it is little more than a vanity project, asking them to stop talking about themselves is pointless. No doubt every blogger in the Nacle is hotly anticipating being tagged so they can talk about themselves.

And why should I be any different? I Snarkimus Prime tag myself, and reveal the truth you cannot handle:

1) I secretly love Times and Seasons. Get used to it. Late into the night, I lose cycle down time, adoringly combing through the archives for every succulent morsel of wisdom that falls from the tables of these preeminently brilliant geniuses. I have even read some of the posts twice, in one night, because they are just that good.

2) When I was a little autobot who could only transform into a Ford Ranger, I wanted to grow up to transform into a Piper Cub. All the kids teased me. I take it out on the Decepticons to this day. Because I can. Help me.

3) Diesel tastes so much better than Energon. The new Ultra Low Sulfur diesel isn't as good as the old stuff, but it is has a nice delicate flavor with no aftertaste, and is still better than Energon. And I really couldn't care less about carbon emissions or global warming either, so pass the Diesel and give the Energon to Starscream, just to shut him up for once. I mean, it is your planet, not mine.

4) On the weekends, I front for my boyz, bustin fresh beats to all mah bootiful peeps. The wackessest rhymes since Big Bang t=0, bustin Megatron like the little girl he is sho.

5) I have nightmares about...please don't make fun of me...I am very sensitive about this...all my chrome...rusting.

And for my three, I tag T&S, BCC and FMH, because we just don't hear enough about them around here.


Anonymous said... @ December 20, 2006 at 9:38 PM

I have no idea what this post is about.

m&m said... @ December 24, 2006 at 2:52 PM

Wow. I made the snarkernacle over this?

Anonymous said... @ December 26, 2006 at 1:01 PM

Seems to me like a chance to get to know fellow bloggernaclers better, not some sinister attempt at self-promotion.

Anonymous said... @ December 27, 2006 at 1:03 AM

I agree with you.

Eric Nielson said... @ December 28, 2006 at 10:22 AM

I think this is the first time I got a link here. Thank you for noticing.

Anonymous said... @ December 29, 2006 at 2:03 AM

You got noticed as someone who is self-centered and vain. I don't understand why you are thanking the snarker. (From what I have seen you are anything BUT that. This whole thing seems ridiculous to me.)

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