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Chorus:
Last Christmas, I showed you my blog,
But the very next day, you snarked it away...
This year, to save me from tears,
I've hidden it someplace special [special!]...

Once snarked and twice shy!
I keep my distance and don't read SN (I lie!)
Tell me baby, do you track my IP?
Well others do, so it doesn't surprise me!

(Happy Christmas!) I fixed up a new template
With an email saying "Stay away" I meant it
Now I know what a fool I've been!
But if you snarked me now, I know you'd show me again!

[chorus]

A crowded 'nacle, readers with tired eyes
I'm offended by you and your blog of ice
Here I thought I'd find kindred spirits to rely on
Fetch! Look how many times I have been snarked on!

No face on the bloggers with no love in their hearts.
Those snarks undercover, and they tore me apart!!
Oooh Oooh !
Now I've got a new blog, you'll never snark me again.

Last Christmas, I showed you my blog,
But the very next day, you snarked it away [you snarked it away]...
This year, to save me from tears,
I've hidden it someplace special [special!]...

2 comments

Anonymous said... @ December 22, 2006 at 11:44 AM

Ok, I am CRYING!That was too funny. FM 100 in Utah plays that awful Wham song CONSTANTLY at work and I can't stand listening to it. So I feel like it's a snark to that song, too. You rock.

Snarkimus Prime said... @ December 23, 2006 at 7:25 AM

Wake me up, before you snark, snark, cause I'm not plannin on snarkin solo.

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