Hey, Bloggernacle, you know what?

That is so right. We love you. So much. You know why? Because you never use it to promote your personal political views. You always stand by the Prophets, no matter what the vagaries of pop culture are, always putting your virtue before popularity. Because you strive unceasingly to promote quality through substantive contributions. Because you always rise above petty personal rivalries and recognize that substance is more important than style. You don't promote yourself. You always defer praise and adulation. Yes, you are the very model of a Zion Community. And, so, we render you your due.

But, seriously, folks. We want to thank the 72% of people who voted for something other than us for the Worst Thing About The Bloggernacle. You know why? Because SnarkerNacle isn't the worst thing about it, not by a long shot. Its kind of obvious who voted for us as the worst, right? Do we even need to say who that 28% is? No, I didnt think so. So, for all you voted against us, we salute you!

en garde!


Janet said... @ March 8, 2007 at 4:43 PM

You gotta tell us where you got that first photo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Snarkimus Prime said... @ March 8, 2007 at 6:51 PM

Its actually Steve Evans in his Halloween costume.

Anonymous said... @ March 8, 2007 at 6:54 PM

love the pic, snarky. love too that it comes right after the osculum infame/BY/Ardis snark. all in all, pretty funny.

wanna know else funny? right now the stalwarts at fmh have their garment bottoms in a twist because the church sometimes shows apostates the door. so funny at a blog that always tells dissenting commenters to shape up or ship out, then bans them.

Snarkimus Prime said... @ March 8, 2007 at 8:11 PM

Oh come on now, you cannot expect them to be consistent or fair, that would be entirely too much. Blogging is all about brown-nosing, and if you are there to be a hemorrhoid instead, then out you go. Compliments only, please. Leave all criticism at the door.

Dan said... @ March 9, 2007 at 8:13 AM

uh, you're welcome?

Anonymous said... @ March 9, 2007 at 10:36 AM

Now THAT'S funny! You're on a roll, br. Prime. We love you, too. I'll nominate this post for next' years niblets.

And ignore the whiners. Some people you can never make happy. Skroom.

Steve EM said... @ March 9, 2007 at 11:08 AM

whoa, wtf does someone have to do to get banned at fmh? The closeted fairies at BCC and T&S will ban in a heartbeat, but fmh?

annegb said... @ March 18, 2007 at 4:57 PM

I didn't vote you as the worst thing. I voted for the selfishness and cliqueishness.

I know that's kind of easy for me to say since I have many friends, but I hate excluding anyone. I hate that and what I like about Snarker is when you expose our exclusions and hypocrisies.

If I do the Niblets next year, I will give people an opportunity to vote for you in a positive manner. Not that I'm campaigning or anything. I'm no Al Gore. :)

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